I was just joking
But yeah, I'm off tomorrow, starting to get nervous. If you reply to this, by the way, I probably won't get it for another month now.
And even if all you do affects your wallet, you're still doing more than a lot of people by putting the money into something like that as opposed to a new xbox. In that sense, it does still affect your heart, and you can feel good about that.
I'm not sponsoring any children, but I'm going to help build a school there so I can convince myself I'm a good person and stuff. Hopefully I'll perform a bit of magic to the locals whilst I'm there...