Well, if it's the Canadian border, all we have for our bomb squad is their hockey equipment (note:
their hockey equipment, meaning not supplied for them)...we get the backup goalies to do bomb squad duty, we don't want to risk the starters. And what are their precise defusing tools? Hockey sticks, rolls and rolls of hockey tape, and a birch bark canoe.
We're a creative bunch, though...a bomb comes this way, and it'll end up in the middle of the closest lake. How? We use the hockey sticks as poles, make sails out of the hockey tape, put the sail and phone in the birch bark canoe and give it a little push...away it goes, right into the middle of the lake.
Wait, that means I wouldn't get the phone if I won...aww...