Yes. This. This is the creative and fitting type of slogan I was talking about (...agreeing with)--that would be a much more fitting saying, given what we know about his show (i.e., the audience is never put into any perceived danger; and it fits a theme within the show). Excellent suggestion.
Yeah all of this stuff is good, but i use to work as a jingle person for a year i think i can handle this...
merchandise is personal so i'll throw a couple of ideas your way....
I looked over some things and i noticed you are a freakin vampire. You style isn't made for kids. which means we can be as sleezy as hell. But you need a project audience. Thats a must. You need to figure out who do you want to see you perform???
Draven, with your persona, you need a shirt for your fans. Your fans need a name.
Call your fans "STIFFS" Which can refer to corpses and sexual terms.
There's so many ways men and women can use the word stiff and still advertise you
Men: "Born Stiff" (shirts) Guys will dig this!!!
Women: " Wanna Bite?" (that phrase can go on women's clothing in suggestive areas like over the breast area of a shirt, on the ass of pants, etc.)
Universal: "Bite Me"
Imagine a shirt saying this
Universal,even kids: "The William Draven Show" (front) "Not bad for a dead guy"(back)
Universal: "What Am I suppose to do with cards?" (shirt)
(This is great for you since you are a sideshow artist and rarely use cards. Imagine having a shirt displaying severed wrists saying that message)
Women: "Pick a Card" (shirt) two cards displayed on the breast area,which can subliminally substituting nipples. Queen of Diamonds/Queen of Spades
Then other merchandise will fall into place....
gag props: bloody towels that spell your name, vampire teeth, blood capsules, william draven hats(yeah a cheap version of the one you wear) some william draven makeup, a gag severed hand, for when you deliberately ask for an applause, just to make use of that product. If you ever seen basketball games or wrestling shows, how bout some william draven hands to give a louder applause???
I have more ideas, but just get at me for a more in depth look and what i have in store for you merchandise wise....