Saturday Night Contest : A Kodak Moment

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It's Saturday Night... and we all know what that means. That's right: tonight is naked twister night at my local retirement home. And it's our Saturday Night Contest. Get ready-- this one's a toughie.

In honor of Katie Egleston's favorite Swedish magician in the greater Las Vegas area, tonight's contest revolves around a man. A myth. A legend. A god among men. A warrior. Yes, you guessed it: Hans Klok.

Hans is known for his serious, dramatic poses on stage, and ever since I was a child I remember thinking to myself (at age 6): "I think I can pose better than that. Also, I love Juicy Juice and want to marry Kelly Kapowski."

Channel your inner Zoolander. Release the beast within. Get your... Hans... on your camera... cuz it's your chance to try.

The challenge is to submit a picture of yourself in a pseudo-magical Hans Klok-esque pose. There are some rules, and here are the basics:

1. Pictures must be appropriate and family friendly. Sorry Dana, but those translucent leather pants are not considered appropriate for this contest. Pictures should be in good taste and funny-- and not offensive.

2. Only one person per picture, only one picture submitted per person. Take your time and make it magical.

3. The more over the top, the funnier, the more hilarious, the more creative-- the better. Here's a good example. Here is another. Here's another. Here's another. Here's another. Think Zoolander mixed with a MySpace picture mixed with an afternoon at Glamor Shots.

4. Photos must be visible in your reply to THIS post. You can either upload it as an attachment to your post, upload it to Photobucket, or upload it to ImageShack.

All submissions must be in by 11:00pm EST tonight-- that's three hours and fifty-one minutes from the time of this post. The winner will be posted at 11:30pm EST.

What's the prize? An uncut sheet of Bicycle Guardians on the house. Unreleased. Unattainable.

Go for it. The clock is ticking!
 
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I AM SORRY. But you really let us down on this one, take a picture of us in a weird pose? Sounds corny, and not fun, and for an uncut sheet of guardians. Seriously man, this'll be fun to laugh at the theory-11-year-olds trying to do this.
 
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I have to agree. This contest is pretty stupid. The last ones was a good idea, and the first one was fun. But this one, is, well kind of dumb. Could you guys do some that don't require uploading a picture. I, like Krash don't have a digital camera.
 

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Guys,

It's just for fun-- have fun with it! Sorry to those without digital cam's-- next week's definitely won't require one. For everyone else-- go for it!
 
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CCRRRAAAPPPP. This is SUCH a let-down. I mean the prize is great. I'll take anything. But seriously guys, this is embarrassing,
 
Aug 31, 2007
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Guys,

It's just for fun-- have fun with it! Sorry to those without digital cam's-- next week's definitely won't require one. For everyone else-- go for it!

Most of the kids here are like ten, I for one am 13, so this is basically child abuse asking kids to pose in weird ways.
 
You guys are being little brats...sorry but seriously. It's a contest, and for fun. Don't be such *******s and act like anyone owes you anything. I for one am definitely taking part in this...and HAVING FUN!

Thanks Jon, JB, Katie, and everyone else helping to put these great contests on! I love it!!

-Steve
 
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Heres one for you guys that think it's stupid, find you inner model!
Haha thanks guys!

Calvin Lauber
(Why yes, that is a deck of guardians in my hand..)

Seriously, some people are shy, and this is just weird. Your asking kids to model. C'mon, think about it, most people don't want to show their face, so why do you think they want to MODEL for you?
 
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It's Saturday Night... and we all know what that means. That's right: tonight is naked twister night at my local retirement home. And it's our Saturday Night Contest. Get ready-- this one's a toughie.

In honor of Katie Egleston's favorite Swedish magician in the greater Las Vegas area, tonight's contest revolves around a man. A myth. A legend. A god among men. A warrior. Yes, you guessed it: Hans Klok.

Hans is known for his serious, dramatic poses on stage, and ever since I was a child I remember thinking to myself (at age 6): "I think I can pose better than that. Also, I love Juicy Juice and want to marry Kelly Kapowski."

Channel your inner Zoolander. Release the beast within. Get your... Hans... on your camera... cuz it's your chance to try.

The challenge is to submit a picture of yourself in a pseudo-magical Hans Klok-esque pose. There are some rules, and here are the basics:

1. Pictures must be appropriate and family friendly. Sorry Dana, but those translucent leather pants are not considered appropriate for this contest. Pictures should be in good taste and funny-- and not offensive.

2. Only one person per picture, only one picture submitted per person. Take your time and make it magical.

3. The more over the top, the funnier, the more hilarious, the more creative-- the better. Here's a good example. Here is another. Here's another. Here's another. Here's another. Think Zoolander mixed with a MySpace picture mixed with an afternoon at Glamor Shots.

4. Photos must be visible in your reply to THIS post. You can either upload it as an attachment to your post, upload it to Photobucket, or upload it to ImageShack.

5. All who do NOT participate, will have to result in an instantaneous ban!

All submissions must be in by 11:00pm EST tonight-- that's three hours and fifty-one minutes from the time of this post. The winner will be posted at 11:30pm EST.

What's the prize? An uncut sheet of Bicycle Guardians on the house. Unreleased. Unattainable.

Go for it. The clock is ticking!

Number 5.

On a serious note, I still think that this is unfair to other people.
 
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Most of the kids here are like ten, I for one am 13, so this is basically child abuse asking kids to pose in weird ways.

oh, well excuse us! we didnt know you were the BIG 13!! cuz everyone knows that being 13 means you are soo much more mature then 10 year olds.
if you dont like the contest, the dont participate. its that simple. no need to ruin it for everyone else whos having fun with this.


-joe.
 
Aug 31, 2007
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oh, well excuse us! we didnt know you were the BIG 13!! cuz everyone knows that being 13 means you are soo much more mature then 10 year olds.
if you dont like the contest, the dont participate. its that simple. no need to ruin it for everyone else whos having fun with this.


-joe.

Woah there cowboy, I meant that thirteen was young, I was saying it was like being 10, I wasn't saying I was more mature then a 10 year old..... 13 Is young, I don't wanna show my face.


Wait, yes I do:

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Perfect.
 
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