Saturday Night Contest : Wayne Houchin Facts
- Thread starter Dana Hocking
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Dan and Dave are his hands , CK is his brain, Dana is his eyes, his soul is daniel's, his appearance is KE his moral is aaron , his legs are lee's and his kindness is Matiew's... his freedom is J.bayme's and his lifestyle is Bueno's
YES U GUESSED IT;
W:H IS T11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YES U GUESSED IT;
W:H IS T11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wayne Houchin does not need a beard trimmer for his goatee. He has so much magic in his genetics that it just grows like that.
Wayne Houchin has done Stigmata, and Control so much that at one point in time...he was the worlds only armless magician. Here is the picture to prove it.
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b376/lostxbeauty/WayneHouchin.jpg
Wayne Houchin has a soft spot for people trying to get into the country. Little does anyone know that he dedicated a trick to them after he saw this woman holding up a sign.
http://www.leechvideo.com/pic/1605/162430237715485TvqY
Shane K.
Wayne Houchin has done Stigmata, and Control so much that at one point in time...he was the worlds only armless magician. Here is the picture to prove it.
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b376/lostxbeauty/WayneHouchin.jpg
Wayne Houchin has a soft spot for people trying to get into the country. Little does anyone know that he dedicated a trick to them after he saw this woman holding up a sign.
http://www.leechvideo.com/pic/1605/162430237715485TvqY
Shane K.
Here are my other two(I don't want the judges to forget about them!)
Wayne Houchin was the undercover cop that Larry Craig played footsie with. According to to Larry ,"That Houchin guy has some damn good-looking feet"
When Wayne Houchin performed stigmata last week, Jamie Lynn Spears, AND Jessica Alba got pregnant.
And finally- Wayne Houchin won the international Lance Bass look-a-like contest. Dana Hocking placed second.
Wayne Houchin was the undercover cop that Larry Craig played footsie with. According to to Larry ,"That Houchin guy has some damn good-looking feet"
When Wayne Houchin performed stigmata last week, Jamie Lynn Spears, AND Jessica Alba got pregnant.
And finally- Wayne Houchin won the international Lance Bass look-a-like contest. Dana Hocking placed second.
FACT: Wayne Houchin isn't human. period.
FACT: All of Wayne's effects are invented by small action figure ninjas.
FACT: Everything you've learned in school and life in general has been replaced by Wayne-ology.
The belief that Wayne pretty much owns.
haha thanks,
Calvin Lauber
FACT: All of Wayne's effects are invented by small action figure ninjas.
FACT: Everything you've learned in school and life in general has been replaced by Wayne-ology.
The belief that Wayne pretty much owns.
haha thanks,
Calvin Lauber
Wayne Houchin won the Ulmen 4 with an omni deck.
Jesus was able to walk on water, but his long-lost brother Wayne can swim on land.
One time a king cobra bit Wayne Houchin on the leg. After 4 days of excruciating pain, the snake died.
Meh... they all suck...
Ah well, my first Saturday night contest.
Jesus was able to walk on water, but his long-lost brother Wayne can swim on land.
One time a king cobra bit Wayne Houchin on the leg. After 4 days of excruciating pain, the snake died.
Meh... they all suck...
Ah well, my first Saturday night contest.
Wayne's original version of Sinful consisted of Wayne yelling at the quarter commanding it into the can, still sealed. When he realized that no one else on Earth could perform this trick in such a fashion he had to come up with a method for mortals.
The reason "thread from eye" has not been released yet is because no one else has been able to survive performing it aside from Wayne Houchin.
Wayne Houchin and Danny Garcia were actually siamese twins conjoined at the buttocks at birth. Wayne decided he was tired of being followed around in shopping malls all the time and told Danny to get off his ass. Thus they were separated on command and the rest is history.
--Jim
The reason "thread from eye" has not been released yet is because no one else has been able to survive performing it aside from Wayne Houchin.
Wayne Houchin and Danny Garcia were actually siamese twins conjoined at the buttocks at birth. Wayne decided he was tired of being followed around in shopping malls all the time and told Danny to get off his ass. Thus they were separated on command and the rest is history.
--Jim
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Liam Carrie
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- Wayne Houchin Never Gets "fooled" thats just what he wants you to believe
- If They Shaved Wayne's Beard, it wouldent be a chin, it would be that picture of JB dressed up as wonder woman
- When He's hanging upside down in a straightjacket, the jacket is trying to escape from him
- If They Shaved Wayne's Beard, it wouldent be a chin, it would be that picture of JB dressed up as wonder woman
- When He's hanging upside down in a straightjacket, the jacket is trying to escape from him
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Chuck Norris bends coins by looking at them. Everyone else uses Superman. But Wayne Houchin just takes the coin and bends it with his bare hands.
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Why do we even call it "magic" I believe Theory 11 should be a Underground Houchin Epicenter
Why do we even call it "magic" I believe Theory 11 should be a Underground Houchin Epicenter
Here is a list of my Wayne Houchin FACTS:
All facts may indeed be researched for proof and verification.
FACT 1 - Wayne Houchin is married.
FACT 2 - Wayne Houchin drives a truck....4 door.
FACT 3 - Wayne Houchin has 1 mother and 1 father
FACT 4 - Wayne Houchin CAN read....no lie.
FACT 5 - Wayne Houchin inventes magic tricks
FACT 6 - Wayne Houchin's real name is in fact Wayne Houchin
These FACTS are indeed ALL TRUE and have been proven through extensive research and verified by myself and a team of highly trained information gathering ninjas.
Do I win?
All facts may indeed be researched for proof and verification.
FACT 1 - Wayne Houchin is married.
FACT 2 - Wayne Houchin drives a truck....4 door.
FACT 3 - Wayne Houchin has 1 mother and 1 father
FACT 4 - Wayne Houchin CAN read....no lie.
FACT 5 - Wayne Houchin inventes magic tricks
FACT 6 - Wayne Houchin's real name is in fact Wayne Houchin
These FACTS are indeed ALL TRUE and have been proven through extensive research and verified by myself and a team of highly trained information gathering ninjas.
Do I win?