Saturday Night Contest - St. Patrick's Day Edition

[identity.theft]

There once was a man named Dan Buck
Who, amazed by the change of the duck
Ran up to his bro
Said “check this out, yo”
And by déjà vu gold was struck.

When I see Houchin’s new trick approaching
Then I know Theory’s sales will be toasting
So I quickly divine,
Go to eTrade online,
And soon on my yacht I’ll be boasting.

There once was a kid on youtube
Who saw Wayne Houchin, what a dude…
Thought he saw a heart stop
Tried to copy the part
And now Theory11’s getting sued.

When Dan goes out to meditate
He tries to forget his mistake
He envied Dave’s life,
Grabbed his card-cutting knife,
And now his brother is a steak.

 

[Phenomena]

second



We write this rhyme to celebrate St Patrick Day
Maybe we should be drunk while we write this limerick Today
This may of been the case when Dana and Kenner met many years ago
they had a few drinks and went back to the condo
Nine months later they'd call him wayne which explains why he dresses this way.

 

[EugeneSoh]

Entry 1:

A new trick called Prophet is coming out,
It's what all the elves are talkin' about,
Johnathan Bayme gave us a glimpse,
While he chills with Tom Isaacson and the pimps,
I digg this trick without a doubt!

 

[Creeper]

There was once a boy named Dana, awkward as could be,
He was a camera man, with quite a bit of acne,
And he worked so hard,
A magic diehard,
Always seen with his trusty pony.

 

[tsarothpaco]

What rhymes with girl or pearl?

I have everything but my last line.

They rhyme with each other

 

[joshrobarts]

Flourishing, Magic and Flare
available for all those whom dare
gifts brought down from heaven
by our friends at Theory11
and yes they are willing to share.... "for a small shipping and handling fee"'

 

[Phenomena]

third



Only at theory eleven could somebody win
with an entry that was so razor thin
WHO REMEMBERS CONTROLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
CONTROLLLLLLLLLL
If another lame entry wins ill snap like Waybne Houchin

 

[ThrallMind]

There once was a man from Nantucket...nah, j/k

Entry 1:
There once was a man named Daniel
And his cards, boy he can handle
And in two-thousand-and-eight
A PDF he did make
And called it, The Blood Marking Manual

Entry 2:
There once was a man Named Randall
Cups and balls, he wanted to handle
He had a number pulled from his forehead
Wayne Houchin made him think he was dead
Full of Awesome, this is Randall

One left...

 

[RichmanMatthew]

They rhyme with each other

I know that...

 

[dummyisdumb]

I know that...

Whirl. There ya go.

 

[magicpowder]

heres my poems hope u like them


numoro uno lol

There was once creatures called leprechauns ,
these little creatures where the first to introduce magic,
they had lucky 4 leaf clovers and a magical pots of gold,
after they died off came Theory11 ,
bringing magic back to our worlds with gimmicks and Impromptu magic too

numoro 2

There was once a man named Daniel Madison ,
doing freaky stuff with knives and his memory,
he has a new catchy phrase cerca trova,
Taking pictures with unicorns and filming his new dvd,
hes showed all of us hes very talented and hes a great addition to T11

numoro 3

There was once a website called threoy11,
with artists that specialize in the art of magic,
like Daniel, Aaron, Chris, Dan and Dave,
Wayne was here also but then he just disappeared,
then comes Lee doing his new dance he calls the asher twist


heres my 3 entries

 

[Johnlawl]

Whirl. There ya go.

Hurl. Another one.

 

[dummyisdumb]

Hurl. Another one.

Katchurl!

 

[Huruey]

What rhymes with girl or pearl?

I have everything but my last line.

Twirl, swirl, hurl, curl, Earl?

Hope this helps.

Huruey

 

[SirJonIV]

Entry 1:

There once was a boy named Sid,
Who only did magic for kids,
But never went to Theory 11,
Because he acted like seven,
And now he realized what he did

 

[Creeper]

Jonathan Bayme was his name,
no girlfriend, how lame?
he is C.E.O. of a magical site
holding contests every Saturday night
If you happen to have a contest involving ponies, he's game.

 

[TheKingOfCards]

Hope you guys enjoy may attempt at making you laugh =) Good luck everyone!

There was once a guy named Chris Kennah,
Who stole some split spades from Dave Blaine-uh. (O____O)
J Bayme got quite pissed, (>.<)
and then Wayne Houchin hissed. (rawr)
Who the hell's gonna buy those brown wynnahs!?!?!?

 

[SHANE BLACK]

Entry 1:

There once was a boy named Sid,
Who only did magic for kids,
But never went to Theory 11,
Because he acted like seven,
And now he realized what he did

I've met quite a few of em! haha

Shane

 

[dummyisdumb]

Twirl, swirl, hurl, curl, Earl?

Hope this helps.

Huruey

www.rhymer.com

 

[SirJonIV]

Entry 2:

There once was a man named Jonathan Bayme,
Which everything he did was insane,
He makes these cool contests,
He controls all these protests,
Now nothing he does, is lame