Saturday Night Contest - St. Patrick's Day Edition

Aug 31, 2007
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Long Island/New York
3rd and last one.

The new artist, Tom Isaacson,
Doesn't say much to his satisfaction.
His teaching is probably great,
For Prophet, don't be late.
He's cooler than Micheal Jackson.
 
Sep 2, 2007
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Here is my first entry:D :



There once was a magical land of magicians

Whose selection of magic was right for the pickin'

Now this was a place where people could go

To discuss the art of magic and share what they know

Every one in this community loved it, and knew this is where they would be stickin'
 
Sep 2, 2007
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California
#2

M any people love to not know
A mazement is what make us grow
G ambling with what’s real and what’s not
I nsisting that life is just a blind spot
C an it really be done? Welcome to the show…
 
Nov 23, 2007
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Entry 2

wayne, bayme, and the buck twins
they presented us the beatiful wynn's

Garcia's presented us his nunchuk skills
and now the astonisher switching bills

garcia's nunchuk hits my head gimme an aspirin
 
Dec 10, 2007
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Texas
Entry 2:

Tom Isaacson is an elf,
The cash is overflowing on his shelf,
so he changes 495,783,725,843,759,326,897,623,463,876,587,364,952,435 of his bills,
Which always gives his crowds the chills,
and now, Johnathan the elf finally has room to sit on Tom's shelf.

=)

THE END
 
Sep 1, 2007
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Minnesota
Theory 11 is a delightful site
I wish I could be on it day and night
but magic is a consuming art
of my life, it takes a large part
and so, practice is right!
 
Sep 1, 2007
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entry one

Aww.. thought my poetry unit was done already
but I gotta win some cards that are pretty sexy
alright, let's start this wicked super awesome limerick
crap, we're already on the 4th line but here's the kick
LEMONADEE!!! yeah, I just made you thirsty.
 
Sep 4, 2007
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Antioch,CA
Jonathan Bayme the CEO
Jonathan Bayme C.laimes E.veryones E.mo
I heard hes emo yes its true
I saw him crying watching weehnie the pooh
Jonathan Bayme is NOT my hero.

Third and Final.
 
Nov 17, 2007
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Submission #1:

Our friend tom didn’t have money for prom
So he changed a bill without using a palm
With a single hand, he simply snapped
The 1 changed to hundred just like that.
But he was still at the dance with his mom.

Submission #2

A 1 dollar bill is all that tom had,
So he decided to do something rad,
With just a snap, the 1 went away,
Along with a gross old toupee
His Nana was then bald and quite mad

Submission #3

All tom had was a 1 dollar bill
But he still had lots to fulfill
With just a snap, the 1 went away,
But only a nickel was left to stay
And that’s a trick gone downhill.

ENJOY!!!
 
Sep 3, 2007
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1:
The packet was supposed to flip on top of the deck
but that skrew up put me in check
The cards went flying
inside i was dying
as the crowd left i was a wreck

2:

living with my mom
typing in theory11.com
alone at age twenty seven
but its all ok because im in heaven
i finaly nailed the one handed palm

3:

I cant pay my rent
all my spoons are bent
i have no wife
im living a magicians life
and its torment
 
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