Hey Wayne I have the perfect idea for when you perform THREAD. Go up to a bunch of girls. Maybe one with a purse, and ask them if they have a mirror. If they have one borrow it and if they don't pull one out and say oh never mind I have one. After that pull out the thread. This is what you say. " hey do you girls floss daily, you do, good! Its very good to floss because if you don't plaque will start to build up, and we don't want that. Unfortunately for me I have a bad condition. Where I must floss in a special place or it will start to rot. It must be done every month and today is that day". You then continue to perform the effect. Its a good way to perform thread, you should try it. I tried it on my gf's friends and they freaked.