Chuck Norris Magic Jokes

Magician_Jonny

Magician_Jonny

Feb 21, 2009
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Köln (cologne), germany
Hey,
I practiced silver dream and I just had an idea for a chuck norris joke:
"Chuck Norris can perform silver dream sleeveless"
I think it would be fun if we create some magic chuck norris jokes.
So, just post some.
Oh, I got another one:
"Chuck Norris can do a double lift with one card"
:D:D:D:D
 
praetoritevong

praetoritevong

Nov 20, 2007
4,410
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Sydney, Australia
Dude, check this out, you'll like it.

http://www.ammarfacts.com/

You may not know, but Michael Ammar is the Chuck Norris of magic ;) Enjoy!

Some of the ones along your lines:


  • Michael Ammar can do a Charlier Cut with 1 card.
  • Michael Ammar can do a spring with 52 decks.
  • Michael Ammar can bottom deal from the top.
  • Michael Ammar did the Coins Through Table, with the entire earth.
  • Michael Ammar can hold a gambler and a cop in gamblers cop.
  • Michael Ammar can backpalm his own hand.
  • Michael Ammar can do a Sybil with 52 coins
  • Micheal Ammar can pronounce Jerry Cestowski's name
And my personal favourite:
Michael Ammar will one day cure all known diseases as a kicker to a coins across routine.
 
Magician_Jonny

Magician_Jonny

Feb 21, 2009
108
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Köln (cologne), germany
praetoritevong said:
Dude, check this out, you'll like it.

http://www.ammarfacts.com/

You may not know, but Michael Ammar is the Chuck Norris of magic ;) Enjoy!

Some of the ones along your lines:


  • Michael Ammar can do a Charlier Cut with 1 card.
  • Michael Ammar can do a spring with 52 decks.
  • Michael Ammar can bottom deal from the top.
  • Michael Ammar did the Coins Through Table, with the entire earth.
  • Michael Ammar can hold a gambler and a cop in gamblers cop.
  • Michael Ammar can backpalm his own hand.
  • Michael Ammar can do a Sybil with 52 coins
  • Micheal Ammar can pronounce Jerry Cestowski's name
And my personal favourite:
Michael Ammar will one day cure all known diseases as a kicker to a coins across routine.
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haha, that's cool, I don't even know that those jokes even exist in magic.
Yeah, and I completely understand why ammar is the chuck norris in magic.;)
btw: my favorites:
# Michael Ammar can hold a gambler and a cop in gamblers cop.
# Michael Ammar can backpalm his own hand.
# Michael ammar can do a spring with 52 decks
 
J

James Smith

May 31, 2008
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Yigal Mesika uses a real tarantula
Michael Ammar can do a card to ceiling without a ceiling
Derron Brown can make someone think of a number that doesn't exist
Andrei Jikh can do a 52-packet cut
Guy Hollingsworth can restore a business card that's never been torn
Brad Christian can fan deck of 1800s...twice
Daniel Madison can walk into a room and turn it gray scale

That's all I've got for now
 
Cliff|Bumgardner

Cliff|Bumgardner

Sep 19, 2007
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North Carolina
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daveygs magic said:
Andrei Jikh can do a 52-packet cut
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Its called 52 card pick up ;) haha

daveygs magic said:
Brad Christian can fan deck of 1800s...twice
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HAHAHAHAHA... the irony within that statement is amazing.



Ok, gonna give this my try.

Daniel Garcia does Chi without a Karate Coin
Michael Ammar Topit's his Topit
Yigal Mesika made the statue of liberty float with just one 4" hook-up
When Bill Malone does Sam The Bellhop, the deck isn't stacked, the cards obey him.

Ok, those sucked but hahaha Thats my effort.

C
 
MagicShadow9

MagicShadow9

Jun 10, 2008
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You little stalker!
praetoritevong said:
Dude, check this out, you'll like it.

http://www.ammarfacts.com/

You may not know, but Michael Ammar is the Chuck Norris of magic ;) Enjoy!

Some of the ones along your lines:


  • Michael Ammar can do a Charlier Cut with 1 card.
  • Michael Ammar can do a spring with 52 decks.
  • Michael Ammar can bottom deal from the top.
  • Michael Ammar did the Coins Through Table, with the entire earth.
  • Michael Ammar can hold a gambler and a cop in gamblers cop.
  • Michael Ammar can backpalm his own hand.
  • Michael Ammar can do a Sybil with 52 coins
  • Micheal Ammar can pronounce Jerry Cestowski's name
And my personal favourite:
Michael Ammar will one day cure all known diseases as a kicker to a coins across routine.
Click to expand...

You may not believe this but all these came from me.I submitted them to the ammarfacts site. They loved it. It's good to know you guys like them too.

You can also try these:

In Soviet Russia, cards shuffle you!
In Soviet Russia, coins vanish you!
In Soviet Russia, spoons bend you!
In Soviet Russia, packets display you!
In Soviet Russia, card deal you!
In Soviet Russia, minds read you
 
nexusmagic

nexusmagic

Jul 8, 2008
729
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San Antonio
twitter.com
Okay here is a Chuck Noris joke,

Chuck Noris went to the doctor, "Well Chuck, what do you want first the bad news, or the worst?" Chuck stroked his chin with his fist hidden under his beard, and said "Lets here the bad news."
The doctor replied "Chuck your going to die by Bruce lee disease, in 24 hours." "Ohh, well what is the worst news?" The doctor replied. "I forgot to call and tell you yesterday."
 
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