Magic insults

010rusty · May 31, 2018

Welcome back to a very late edition of game-night I apologize, but let's dive into it.

What are some magic related Insults, that you may tell one of your magician friends.

Short and sweet! As always be creative, and have fun!

Mr_ARPY · May 31, 2018

He fell off the stairs as if he was french.
#frenchdrop

010rusty · May 31, 2018

You are as good looking an amature's classic pass.

Lord Magic · May 31, 2018

Your cardistry is worse than Sankey's!

Wow! Your reactions are as good as Jibrizy's!

You look like the Masked Magician without wearing a mask!

Your anaconda is so sma--

Oh wait...forget it...Will have one more go at it later, am supremely groggy right now!

010rusty · May 31, 2018

You remind me of a Mnemonica stack
Hard to understand, not very useful, and overall a waste of time.

(Tbh I kind of like the stack)

Antonio Diavolo · May 31, 2018

010rusty said:
You remind me of a Mnemonica stack
Hard to understand, not very useful, and overall a waste of time.

(Tbh I kind of like the stack)

None of what you said is true imo. It's just hard to memorize. It's super useful and isn't at all a waste unless you don't use it. lol

cgstorz · May 31, 2018

David Copperfield's hair had a better act than you.

obrienmagic · Jun 2, 2018

Nice pass! It sounded great!

How is my wither vanish?
*vainoshes coin then rotates hand forwards so your fello magi can see the top of your hand*

Who needs misdirection with a face like that?

FLASHED!

Peter Slim · Jun 2, 2018

Your face needs a double lift....?

010rusty · Jun 2, 2018

obrienmagic said:
Nice pass! It sounded great!

GOD YOU COULD END AN ENTIRE CAREER WITH THAT LINE!

C J · Jun 4, 2018

obrienmagic said:
Nice pass! It sounded great!

Thats like cyber bullying.

Mine are

I saw that. (Mid performance)

Your like Madeson, wants to be a big but won’t put in the work.

Was that the trick?

Great method, but jay sanky made it in the 90s.

You are like jabreezy all talk no skill.

Antonio Diavolo · Jun 5, 2018

obrienmagic said:
Nice pass! It sounded great!

Wow roasted!

I'm honestly tempted to use this one at some point but I wouldn't want to be rude.

cgstorz · Jun 5, 2018

You're like Jeff McBride, minus the talent and the mullet.

RealityOne · Jun 5, 2018

Did you learn that from YouTube?

cgstorz · Jun 6, 2018

No, why did someone beat me to it?

I am old enough to have seen McBride's mullet perform on broadcast TV. And Henning's Cauc-fro. What is it with famous stage magicians and big hair?