Well, today was my first performance of distortion... and it killed. One of the platoon sergeants in my company is always wanting me to do magic for him, and typically I do.. its been getting a bit stale lately though due to 7 months of doing at least one trick a day for him... but about 3 days ago I got Distortion.. practiced a few hours a day on it.. and when he asked, I delivered. As I stood there, shaking the 4 of diamonds, his eyes actually crossed and he shook his head over and over again. Then he totally lost his mind when I handed out the 4 and the 6 for inspection. He is firmly convinced that I've sold my soul to the devil. All in all a fantastic reaction to a fantastic performance. It gave me a feeling I haven't had in a while.