My Tally's are Sadistic

Sep 1, 2007
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Yesterday, I was practicing my one-hand shuffle with my viper tally's. They slipped in my fingers and left a huge bleeding gash in my right index finger. I think these cards are trying to get me killed. The police won't do anything. I'm not crazy. Help me.
 
Sep 1, 2007
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How to deal with a dangerous viper...

Run over it with a bicycle?

Scare it away with a ghost?

Get some martial arts masters to kick the crap outta it?

Throw nuggets at its head?

OK, OK, I'll stop...
 
Sep 2, 2007
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Call Vipers vipers amd tally-hos tallys there way different.

That reminds me when i did a vertical spin and it got cought in my teeth.
 
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