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Rmana

Feb 28, 2008
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So I did this trick a little while ago for this girl who was quite frankly beautiful and through my presentation of the effect, she had to touch my hand. As she touched my hand, a little static shock went off between us.

I said, "I feel a spark between us. There's a little chemistry here."

I was just wondering what some of you would have said... I'm sure Bill Malone would have said, "I felt a spark - take your clothes off". hahaha.
 
KeoSilver

KeoSilver

Jul 13, 2009
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Oo can't control my powers when excited. *gentle smile at beautiful lady, now addressing the rest of the crowd if any.* Because this is your card.
 
Mike.Hankins

Mike.Hankins

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I would've said: Dammit David Jade, stop with that Sta-- uhhh nm...I would've used my Sean Connery voice and said "Shocking"...

Exciting I know...

Mike
 
Mr.Ection

Mr.Ection

Sep 17, 2007
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i'd back hand her for shocking me. Careless b!tch.

Okay just kidding. But honestly i don't know what i'd say if it actually happened and i had to think fast. But what i'd hope i'd say would be something a long the lines of: *with totally straight face and no reaction* "and thats when the card changes" (i.e. impromptu electric touch). Or if i was trying to be funny something like: "hey the lightning round comes after this", or "oh i didn't recognize you. You look quite different on x-men", or "hey, put your shoes on lady!".
 
LBarnes

LBarnes

Sep 1, 2007
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Porthcawl, Wales.
Rmana said:
So I did this trick a little while ago for this girl who was quite frankly beautiful and through my presentation of the effect, she had to touch my hand. As she touched my hand, a little static shock went off between us.

I said, "I feel a spark between us. There's a little chemistry here."

I was just wondering what some of you would have said... I'm sure Bill Malone would have said, "I felt a spark - take your clothes off". hahaha.
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"speaking of chemistry, i'd give you an A+ in Biology ;)"

thats just my cheesy wit comin out to play, works tho. lol

Lloyd
 
KeoSilver

KeoSilver

Jul 13, 2009
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O>O the horror madman is the devil! He has made 666 posts. Quick someone exorcise him before he starts talking in tongues.
 
Cedric Taylor

Cedric Taylor

Mar 14, 2009
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Rmana said:
So I did this trick a little while ago for this girl who was quite frankly beautiful and through my presentation of the effect, she had to touch my hand. As she touched my hand, a little static shock went off between us.

I said, "I feel a spark between us. There's a little chemistry here."

I was just wondering what some of you would have said... I'm sure Bill Malone would have said, "I felt a spark - take your clothes off". hahaha.
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there's no right or wrong answer there...i would have been like:

"cut it out, i'm the magician here".....

"yes i do have soft hands,...lol...shocking isn't it???"

"wow, i guess you're turned on right??? felt that???"
 
Sir FansAlot

Sir FansAlot

Sep 3, 2007
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Rmana said:
So I did this trick a little while ago for this girl who was quite frankly beautiful and through my presentation of the effect, she had to touch my hand. As she touched my hand, a little static shock went off between us.

I said, "I feel a spark between us. There's a little chemistry here."

I was just wondering what some of you would have said... I'm sure Bill Malone would have said, "I felt a spark - take your clothes off". hahaha.
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I would have said, if I was the girl... Get off of me. If I were you, I'd say, "The spark... the spark lit and I'd rather think about it rather than understanding what it means." After a few, I'd say that the spark was strong. And even, if a spark brings us closer together, imagine what 2 sparks would do... And then, I would use some flash paper. Bang, girl that is pretty but not so smart right in your hands.

Peace.
 
Sir FansAlot

Sir FansAlot

Sep 3, 2007
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Liderc said:
oh man i can hear it in me head!! too funny mate


Cheers
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That is pretty cool. "Shocking"... So What you think OP? Just tell her she is on your level.

Much that we cannot understand.

You should rub her down my man!! Just be gentle. And tell her the spark meant everything!

I can see a budding relationship based on the spark. Go with it bro. She'll love it for 2 days and then you bring out the flash paper.
 
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