Saturday Night Contest : Control Theme Song

Dana Hocking

Dana Hocking

Aug 30, 2007
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Hey guys! So, a good friend of ours gave us a great suggestion today. He suggested that we write & record an official CONTROL THEME SONG!!! Obviously, we all thought that this was a brilliant idea... however, Control was sent off to the duplicators yesterday :(

But we won't let that stop us! For tonight's SNC we are giving YOU the opportunity to write the lyrics to the official CONTROL THEME SONG!!! Here are the rules:

1) The stupider the better.

2) The funnier the better.

3) Keep it short and sweet. Don't write us a damn novel because it will anger us and we will type angrily at you in all caps.

4) Have fun with it. CONTROL THEME SONG!!!

The lyrics will be judged by Wayne & a winner will be chosen. The winning lyrics will be recorded by both Wayne & myself... in only one take. That's right... one take. This is your chance to write the official CONTROL THEME SONG!!! The winner will also receive a signed copy of Control after the release on January 25th.

LEGAL NOTE: The official CONTROL THEME SONG!!! will not be featured on the Control DVD, nor the Control order page, nor any official advertising medium for said product. The word "official" should be roughly translated to mean "not official in any way at all forever in the history of forever."

Submissions must be in by 11:00pm EST tonight. The final official CONTROL THEME SONG!!! featuring lyrics written by you & recorded by us will be posted TOMORROW night at 11pm EST - right here on the forums for your listening pleasure.

Good luck... seriously, one take. It's gonna sound beautiful. We promise.

LEGAL NOTE: "Promise" should be roughly translated to mean "no we do not promise at all; in fact, we guarantee that the final recording will offend your eardrums.

Dana Hocking
// Music Ninja | theory11
 
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Delta

Dec 2, 2007
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Does it have to be about CONTROL at all, or is any topic acceptable. You said the stupider/funnier the better, so could a song of rhyming Micheal Ammar jokes win?
 
The Dark Angel

The Dark Angel

forum moderator / t11
Sep 1, 2007
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Imagine Tenacious D doing this:

Well I'm a ninja!
And I'm gonna stop my heart!
Oh I'm a ninja!
Gonna tear you apart!

Well I feel a pulse! Wait! Now I don't!
Now I feel a pulse! Oh no, now I don't!

I control my pulse! I can stop my heart! People think I'm dead. But I'm just messin' with their heads! People think I'm dead... A bug flew in my eye!

Well I feel a pulse! Wait! Now I don't!
Now I feel a pulse! Oh no, now I don't!
Oh no, NOW I DON'T!
 
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waynehouchin

waynehouchin

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Aug 31, 2007
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The Dark Angel said:
Well I'm a ninja!
And I'm gonna stop my heart!
Oh I'm a ninja!
Gonna tear you apart!

Well I feel a pulse! Wait! Now I don't!
Now I feel a pulse! Oh no, now I don't!

I control my pulse! I can stop my heart! People think I'm dead. But I'm just messin' with their heads! People think I'm dead... A bug flew in my eye!

Well I feel a pulse! Wait! Now I don't!
Now I feel a pulse! Oh no, now I don't!
Oh no, NOW I DON'T!
Click to expand...

Awesome! You have the right idea!
 
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JonRice

Aug 31, 2007
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Washington, D.C.
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It's an interesting, really stupid submission! ONE TAKE.

"I'm a ninja, Got any nunchuks?
....Control me!
Slowwer Slower stop STOPPP! (ala linkin park)
coarsing through my vains, slowing, deadly pain.
CONTROL ME!
STOP it now, STOP STOP STOPPPPPPPP!!! Sweet sweater bro. "

Oh yeah, that was one sick song. Just scream your way through it. Think Faint on the old WH Montage video...

Sweet contest.

J.
 
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Virus

Sep 1, 2007
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Control...

CONTROL...
*queue heavy metal guitaring*

*Add drums*

CONTROOOLLLLLLLLL! *high pitched voice at the top of your lungs*

YOU CAN STOP YOUR PUUUUUUUUUUULSEEEE *heavy metal sounds/voice again"

YOUR PULLLLLLSLEEEE

YOUR PULSE!

CONTROL!!

FEEEL

CONTROL!

*abruptly stop all music*
 
Blindside462

Blindside462

Aug 31, 2007
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Lacey,Washington
Here is one of mine I'm revising...more of a chanting rap

Dana Hocking IS GOOOOOO!!! (thundercats like)

Let's Control it, lets Supersoak dat O
Crank dat robocop and let your pulse rate go
Daniel Garcia can't face it, Wayne Houchin has Control OOOOOO!!

We've been waitin' seconds, days even, years
Daniel Garcia's buggin out and spitting tears

That pulse rate is dropping, that pulse rate is dropping
It's gone now lets go!

My heart rate is dropping lets hope that big macs not popping

Danny Garcia is a fraud *****-ass hoooo!!

That pulse rate is dropping, that pulse rate is dropping
We have now Control!

January twenty fif is gonna tak ya by surprise
We got Dexter.... Houchin.... Garcia and flies

It's been thru years of rat testing
Rim Rock audience messing
It's got one lil' problem
YOULL GET STDS!!


That pulse rate is dropping, that pulse rate is dropping
Stop..Control..And Go!
 
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orchestrion

orchestrion

Sep 1, 2007
219
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This is the Control Rap. The lyrics should be rapped to mad beatz.


Brad Christian, Michael Ammar, Dan and Dave, it don't matter,
Wayne Houchin's gonna slay you with his killer patter.

He's got a new trick that will stop your blood flow,
make sure you don't get blinded by UFO!

This aint no little bill switch, no cups and balls show,
this is an effect we call CONTROL!

So buckle your seatbelt, zip up your fly,
Put on your beanie, get the bug outta your eye,
because on January 25th you can get Control by Wayne Houchin exclusively at Theory11.com!
 
Dizzi

Dizzi

Sep 2, 2007
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((To the chorus of spice girls 'stop rght now...repeated :p))

Stop my pulse
count it when you feel
put your ear to my chest to hear it as weeeell
thank you
listen 1-2-3
you'll hear it slow
and feel the beeaat

now. think of
any number
say out loud and listen closely
now re-act,
as my pulse stops there
seven beats, until it stoooops
oh no. I'm knocked out
my pulse has stopped
oh great! there it is!
I'm back alive
and I'm dooone
thank you, for yoour tiime
good-bye, see you 'nother day
only repucussion is that danny lost his eeyye....


(I'm being originasl and NOT rapping :p)
 
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XCRUZA10

Sep 9, 2007
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CONTROL
I can control a fly into Daniel's eye
CONTROL
I like pie with pecans
CONTROL
I like to fly with wings on my tie

I hope I don't get into fight or else I'll use my NINJA POWERS!

I'll use the death touch and I'll even stop my heart

I can control my heart, that you'll be confused and amazed whether I'm dead or NOT
 
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JeremyEllsworth

Nov 11, 2007
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The Official Unofficial Control Theme Song

(Written with a lounge singer flare, kind of a finger snapping big band idea)

We've got your
Toe tags and body bags
Lined up in a row
We've got your
Tomb stones for them cold bones
When you use Control

There will be
Butt smacking and bugs attackin'
And elevators movin' slow
With just a little bit
Of Wayne's wit
For when you use control

(BIG FINISH)

For when you lose control!!!!


(So that is my first ever entry into the Saturday night contest, I hope you enjoyed. Good Luck to all!!!!)
 
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