Fake quotes

010rusty

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Hello everybody! Welcome back to the Wednesday night game day. Sorry I'm a little late (I forgot), but I'm actually REALLY happy to see the results of this one.

In magic there are countless powerful quotes such as
"Everyone wants change, but no one is willing to do anything differently"-Eugene Burger
"Normal is just a setting on the dryer"- Bizzaro
"Palming separates men from the boys"-Ed Marlo
"The trick is what counts, the method or methods are purely Secondary"-Dai Vernon

However not everything said by us is inspirational. That is your job. Create some believable made up quotes. The rules are just that easy, make a comedic quote that sounds like a particular magician would say. As always HAVE FUN!
 
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RealityOne

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Overheard at the First International Conference on the Naming and Crediting of Magical Sleights:

"I named it the Ghost Count" - Alex Elmsley
"It should have been the 199th force" - Henry Christ
"I invented that one" - Harry Lorraine
"But I came up with 30 variations" - Ed Marlo
"It's not '2 Card Monte', Dammit" - Eddie Fechter
"My wife's bean spread is better" Arturo de Ascanio
"That one is in one of my books" - Harry Lorraine
"No, David Blane did not invent it." - Marc DeSouza
"It should be called the M-K Move" - Edward Marlo
"That one too" - Harry Lorraine
"Its a Shift, not a Pass" - Erdnase
"Tilt my Ass" - Dai Vernon
"Crediting, what's that?" - Fredrick Braue
"I'll take the credit." - Harry Lorraine
"I wrote Expert at the Card Table" - Anonymous
 
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Overheard at the First International Conference on the Naming and Crediting of Magical Sleights:

"I named it the Ghost Count" - Alex Elmsley
"It should have been the 199th force" - Henry Christ
"I invented that one" - Harry Lorraine
"But I came up with 30 variations" - Ed Marlo
"It's not '2 Card Monte', Dammit" - Eddie Fechter
"My wife's bean spread is better" Arturo de Ascanio
"That one is in one of my books" - Harry Lorraine
"No, David Blane did not invent it." - Marc DeSouza
"It should be called the M-K Move" - Edward Marlo
"That one too" - Harry Lorraine
"Its a Shift, not a Pass" - Erdnase
"Tilt my Ass" - Dai Vernon
"Crediting, what's that?" - Fredrick Braue
"I'll take the credit." - Harry Lorraine
"I wrote Expert at the Card Table" - Anonymous
Didn't Erdnase write the Expert at the Card Table?
 
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