Things you can say about your deck of cards...... But not your best friend

[MaryD3]

throw'em into a wall

 

[C J]

I can bend them at my will

 

[Coolcatiscool]

People do not give me strange looks when I caress them.

 

[ChrisJGJ]

I like to spread them on a table and take photos

 

[CWhite]

"I can peel the face off and stick to another one"

 

[Stu-pendous]

My deck of cards didn't sleep with my girlfriend :/

 

[010rusty]

My deck of cards didn't sleep with my girlfriend :/

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[Stu-pendous]

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Haha I joke, that never happened but it made a good quote.

 

[010rusty]

Haha I joke, that never happened but it made a good quote.

I was hoping it Didn't

 

[CardMagicNJ]

" After a week together i cant take no more.....we are through !!! "

 

[010rusty]

" After a week together i cant take no more.....we are through !!! "

OH....

 

[CardMagicNJ]

OH....

It's not you it's me it's okay lol

 

[Weeping Angel]

"I also own some exceptionally rare ones!"

 

[C J]

Is this thread going to go on for eternity? Plz let it be so