Guys,
I'm going to go ahead and lock this thread, as it is not directly magic-related, and has strayed quiet off-topic. Furthermore, it does not relate directly to magic, cardistry, XCM, or "Dana" being a girls name, so there is no real need to leave it open, even if it is all in good fun.
Let's hope that no cats were hurt in the making of this thread.
Thanks guys,
TDA