Did you have no room for more corny magician's jokes?....
Here is what I want you to do ...
First of start your "routine" by telling them the classic "stand right there on top of the red dot...don't look down or it will disappear..." line...If that is not corny enough tell them "stand right there.....yes right there on top of the trap door..."
And then you should like totally insert this as a intro to the Blushing trick....
"This trick is great..I've seen it before......it will remind you of your first sexual experience.....The reason being is that the trick wont last very long but tomorrow you will be telling everyone how good it was...."
Oh and when you told her to not pick the card she was about to choose....yeah that was like totally hilarious... You know what would be like totally more hilarious?...After they pick the card tell them... "Put it back in the deck....Anywhere you want..specially here...(point to the top of the deck)"
It was extremely funny when the card did not turn red the second time...to add to the fun you should had picked up any random card and called its name out loud..."the two of clubs"..*no*.."is this not the two of clubs?"...or the variation..."is this your card?"..*no*..."I know lol its my card....But you can have it if you want...(also works for whatever reveal)"
And nice bill trick...You know what will like totally make it funnier!...Before you start your lame patter tell them this "Do you have a bill?...No not Bill! a dollar bill...*they say yes*...can I borrow that?.....then after you finish your trick tell them... "Is this the bill you gave me?"..they say yes and you say "Thank you"
Nicely done...I am however totally disappointed that you like totally didn't use any corny lines when she reached into your pocket...That is like totally a really good chance to drop countless lame lines...I mean how did you not drop this Uber hilarious line...."Take your time lady, it's my birthday."
Here is what I want you to do
I am against your third phase of card to pocket...here is what I want you to do ...what I want you to do....Is not straight out reveal that the whole deck when into the pockets...here is what I want you to do..after you snap your fingers take a random card out of your pocket..snap again and take four cards out...continue to take the whole deck out...and that is what I want you to do....
