Saturday Night Contest - St. Patrick's Day Edition
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Entry 3:
Little is now about Mathieu Bich
Not much else rymes with Bich
Then there's Jonathan Bayme
Who's name ain't the same
Lee Asher also doesn't rhyme with Bich.
Little is now about Mathieu Bich
Not much else rymes with Bich
Then there's Jonathan Bayme
Who's name ain't the same
Lee Asher also doesn't rhyme with Bich.
Entry # One:
There was once a boy named Devan,
He wasn't old, he was only seven,
He was an illusionist,
Who was tired of Ellusionist,
Thank goodness he found out about theory11!
There was once a boy named Devan,
He wasn't old, he was only seven,
He was an illusionist,
Who was tired of Ellusionist,
Thank goodness he found out about theory11!
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This my Entry #2
Centurions and gaurdians,
one on one's & cream pies
Theorist and carne's
crazy forums and blarney's
with UFO's in Danny's eye.
Shane
Centurions and gaurdians,
one on one's & cream pies
Theorist and carne's
crazy forums and blarney's
with UFO's in Danny's eye.
Shane
1st
There once was a site made by J.Bayme, uh
It had magicians, one even knew david blaine, uh
there was loads of tricks
but not many chicks
unless you count dana
There once was a site made by J.Bayme, uh
It had magicians, one even knew david blaine, uh
there was loads of tricks
but not many chicks
unless you count dana
Entry #3!!
There once be a man in the mills
who harnesed Daniel Garcia's nunchuk skills
and Daniel Madison's blinded knife hand stabbing feats
and a man called Wayne who melted when exposed to the heat
From that very point theory 11 was born and it was a thrill!
There once be a man in the mills
who harnesed Daniel Garcia's nunchuk skills
and Daniel Madison's blinded knife hand stabbing feats
and a man called Wayne who melted when exposed to the heat
From that very point theory 11 was born and it was a thrill!
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There once was a group with a vision
To teach magic with utmost precision
So quickly I followed
My pockets they hollowed
But it made me a better magician
To teach magic with utmost precision
So quickly I followed
My pockets they hollowed
But it made me a better magician
Entry Numero Two:
It's time for the Sat'day Night Contest,
And who's limerick's simply the best?
So from 11 to T,
Let's hope that it's me.
'cause if it's not I'll probably cry.
- Sean
P.S. Yes I know that's not technically a limerick
I'm just having fun.
It's time for the Sat'day Night Contest,
And who's limerick's simply the best?
So from 11 to T,
Let's hope that it's me.
'cause if it's not I'll probably cry.
- Sean
P.S. Yes I know that's not technically a limerick
I'm just having fun.
Entry #3
Distortion and Wayne
took fame from Bayme
It made him so mad he got revenge
Ate himself sick on a Centurion binge
And Wayne felt bad and did the same.
Shane
Distortion and Wayne
took fame from Bayme
It made him so mad he got revenge
Ate himself sick on a Centurion binge
And Wayne felt bad and did the same.
Shane
HI
Hi, i'd first like to say my name is kevin
and this site, oh yeah it's called theory 11.
where I can find some good ol' friends
and magic that truly transcends.
yeah, kind alike a magic heaven.
Agic
If it wasn't for magic,
this life would be tragic.
and this site helps the art,
so it doesn't crumble and fall apart.
this poem sucks. agic
Poem Three
Twins named Buck,
they flourish on a truck.
there is also Lee,
he's really cool, just like me....
not, I'm just a schmuck
those three suck. agic.
Hi, i'd first like to say my name is kevin
and this site, oh yeah it's called theory 11.
where I can find some good ol' friends
and magic that truly transcends.
yeah, kind alike a magic heaven.
Agic
If it wasn't for magic,
this life would be tragic.
and this site helps the art,
so it doesn't crumble and fall apart.
this poem sucks. agic
Poem Three
Twins named Buck,
they flourish on a truck.
there is also Lee,
he's really cool, just like me....
not, I'm just a schmuck
those three suck. agic.
Entry Numero Trois:
Hey! Theory11.com,
"What is it?" we wondered so long.
Each Monday we waited,
The myst'ry debated.
It turned out to be the best thing since pong(tm).
- Sean
Hey! Theory11.com,
"What is it?" we wondered so long.
Each Monday we waited,
The myst'ry debated.
It turned out to be the best thing since pong(tm).
- Sean
Yay, limericks are fun! 
Entry 1:
There once was a Saturday night
When the forum all started to write
'Twas a limerick required
And it made me inspired
But due to relaxed rules you could use as many syllables in each line as you wanted and so I thought I would also exercise this right
Entry 2
I'm running quite low on my supplies
So I'll do what it takes to win this prize
I'd give up my arms
Just to win lucky charms
So you'll have to try better than that, guys
Huruey
Entry 1:
There once was a Saturday night
When the forum all started to write
'Twas a limerick required
And it made me inspired
But due to relaxed rules you could use as many syllables in each line as you wanted and so I thought I would also exercise this right
Entry 2
I'm running quite low on my supplies
So I'll do what it takes to win this prize
I'd give up my arms
Just to win lucky charms
So you'll have to try better than that, guys
Huruey
There was once a man called Danny
His card tricks were very uncanny
One day a bug flew into his eye
I swear i saw the grown my cry!
So he used his ninja skills to fly and weep to his granny
His card tricks were very uncanny
One day a bug flew into his eye
I swear i saw the grown my cry!
So he used his ninja skills to fly and weep to his granny
number 2
there once was some identical twins
they were amazing with a deck of wynns
they were only 23
but already released the trilogy
They even had a cut that used their chins
there once was some identical twins
they were amazing with a deck of wynns
they were only 23
but already released the trilogy
They even had a cut that used their chins
Wayne Houchin came from E
Now he's here at T11 heehee,
Brad said that he's mad
Danny's still there so he should be glad,
Now Brad hates Wayne Houchy.
That's my first.
Now he's here at T11 heehee,
Brad said that he's mad
Danny's still there so he should be glad,
Now Brad hates Wayne Houchy.
That's my first.
Byme Rhyme
Jonathan Byme is tragic,
because of the way he does magic.
He is young you can see,
but owns the company,
and that's why it is tragic.
Jonathan Byme is tragic,
because of the way he does magic.
He is young you can see,
but owns the company,
and that's why it is tragic.
First entry.
Tyler
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O' how the magician did wept
When found in his hat that he kept
All his mysterious supplies
Looked barren and empty to eyes
When out of his pocket they lept
A tall dark magician named Rick
Always fooled around with his... wand
And so his audience did mock
His tiny and miserable... rod
'Til one day he made them disappear
When found in his hat that he kept
All his mysterious supplies
Looked barren and empty to eyes
When out of his pocket they lept
A tall dark magician named Rick
Always fooled around with his... wand
And so his audience did mock
His tiny and miserable... rod
'Til one day he made them disappear