Saturday Night Contest - St. Patrick's Day Edition
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Leprechauns scare the crap out-of-me,
They need a magician to feed off you see,
When one started to attack Wayne,
I ran over and threw Andrew Mayne,
Then I had to go pee.
They need a magician to feed off you see,
When one started to attack Wayne,
I ran over and threw Andrew Mayne,
Then I had to go pee.
there once was a dude named wayne
who was lost and got stuck in the rain
he tried to go hide
but layed down and died
now he does control with the brain
who was lost and got stuck in the rain
he tried to go hide
but layed down and died
now he does control with the brain
there have been bad magic sites in the past
But now there's one that will last
Everyone can forget about Brad
And come across this awesome new fad
Theory11 will definitely grow fast
But now there's one that will last
Everyone can forget about Brad
And come across this awesome new fad
Theory11 will definitely grow fast
Oh how fun it is to read
all of these posts that preceed
mine are quite dry
I won't tell a lie
Some made me laugh until I peed
all of these posts that preceed
mine are quite dry
I won't tell a lie
Some made me laugh until I peed
There was once a man named Chris
He liked to give monkeys a kiss
He worked with a bloke called Dana
Eating a banana
His name was Chris.
Kind of lame.... But o well
He liked to give monkeys a kiss
He worked with a bloke called Dana
Eating a banana
His name was Chris.
Kind of lame.... But o well
I have a feeling this one will rhyme,
That's something I can't deny.
But I went and wrote this limerick,
to say i probably won't win it,
Just thought I would give this a try.
Calvin Lauber
That's something I can't deny.
But I went and wrote this limerick,
to say i probably won't win it,
Just thought I would give this a try.
Calvin Lauber
#2
Daniel And David Buck
Like to act like ducks
They think they're good
But they're not so good
Just go home and get some luck.
Another lame one.......
Daniel And David Buck
Like to act like ducks
They think they're good
But they're not so good
Just go home and get some luck.
Another lame one.......
The Centurion Bikes, though not dull
bear a misnomer, to mull.
Romans regard!
These are Buccaneer cards,
Just look at the crossed swords and skulls.
Trois.
This has bothered me ever since the centurions came out. Look at them. They have nothing to do with centurions, phalanxes, imperators, or the SPQR. They're pirate cards! Arrrrr!
bear a misnomer, to mull.
Romans regard!
These are Buccaneer cards,
Just look at the crossed swords and skulls.
Trois.
This has bothered me ever since the centurions came out. Look at them. They have nothing to do with centurions, phalanxes, imperators, or the SPQR. They're pirate cards! Arrrrr!
There once was a man named Garcia
He swallowed a package of seeds-a
Great tufts of grass
Sprouted out of his ass
And his sponge balls were all covered with weeds-a
He swallowed a package of seeds-a
Great tufts of grass
Sprouted out of his ass
And his sponge balls were all covered with weeds-a
My entry is consists of 3 limericks which make up a story :
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There was once a fight
A very magical fight.
Between Theory11 and Ellusionist
To find the better illusionist.
But only one will enter the light....
Ellusionist had Master Brad
With his friend the close-up pad.
Theory11 fought with Sir Bayme
Whose number one side-kick was Wayne.
The fight was on but made some sad......
The fight was nearing end but still burned hard
But in the end only one will pick the right card.
Suddenly out of a hat came Garcia with his fiddle
He told them to go home and practise their biddle.
The battle was over, but left both foums scarred.
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This poem was dedicated to stop the war between Ellusionist members and Theory11 member on who was the better community. Hope you enjoyed it.
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There was once a fight
A very magical fight.
Between Theory11 and Ellusionist
To find the better illusionist.
But only one will enter the light....
Ellusionist had Master Brad
With his friend the close-up pad.
Theory11 fought with Sir Bayme
Whose number one side-kick was Wayne.
The fight was on but made some sad......
The fight was nearing end but still burned hard
But in the end only one will pick the right card.
Suddenly out of a hat came Garcia with his fiddle
He told them to go home and practise their biddle.
The battle was over, but left both foums scarred.
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This poem was dedicated to stop the war between Ellusionist members and Theory11 member on who was the better community. Hope you enjoyed it.
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It was just about dusk, as he walked down the street
Cards in his hand; the stage at his feet
Silently, he spoke as passerby’s stare
As he amazed, they weren’t aware
Actions really do speak…
Cards in his hand; the stage at his feet
Silently, he spoke as passerby’s stare
As he amazed, they weren’t aware
Actions really do speak…
Is Dana Hocking a boy or a girl?
That's classified info worth more than a pearl.
Stigmata and Sinful are getting so old,
But stopping your pulse is worth more than gold.
Centurions are so ugly that I'm going to hurl.
The Centurions are actcually not ugly. I just said that because I couldn't think of a good ending line.
That's classified info worth more than a pearl.
Stigmata and Sinful are getting so old,
But stopping your pulse is worth more than gold.
Centurions are so ugly that I'm going to hurl.
The Centurions are actcually not ugly. I just said that because I couldn't think of a good ending line.
#3
Mr Wayne Houchin
Enjoys a good old Pouchin
If it was for control
Then he'd have no soul
Good ol'd wayne houchin
Mr Wayne Houchin
Enjoys a good old Pouchin
If it was for control
Then he'd have no soul
Good ol'd wayne houchin