Terrible Pickup lines

[Al e Cat Dabra]

"You'd look good in 3D...That's my room number here at the hotel."


After failing to find her selected card:

"OK, take that home with you tonight and put it under your pillow. Set your alarm for 2 A.M. and then look under your pillow, and that card will have turned into a $100 bill. But if for some reason it doesn't work, call me and I'll be right over."

 

[ChrisJGJ]

Watch as I make this Jumbo Tip Industrial Sharpie Pen vanish. Where did it go? Reach into my front pocket.

 

[Maaz Hasan]

@010rusty this was a mistake

 

[010rusty]

@010rusty this was a mistake

Seems so...

 

[Hgagnon]

are you a magician too?

Because abra-ca-Dayum!

 

[ZackF]

"Are you a fan of rope? If so, tie me up... and I'll show my escape routine."

 

[CWhite]

I want to tie you up, put you in my trunk and make you disappear....

 

[Maaz Hasan]

I want to tie you up, put you in my trunk and make you disappear....

The magician's threat game isn't until next week.


Wait a second...

 

[CardMagicNJ]

Geez girl you're like the ambitious card you keep popping up in the top of my mind....... wait let me try snapping first

 

[Mr_ARPY]

"You'd look good in 3D...That's my room number here at the hotel."


After failing to find her selected card:

"OK, take that home with you tonight and put it under your pillow. Set your alarm for 2 A.M. and then look under your pillow, and that card will have turned into a $100 bill. But if for some reason it doesn't work, call me and I'll be right over."

A similar was used in Darwin Ortiz's first lecture.

 

[Al e Cat Dabra]

Dang that Darwin - stealing not just all my moves, but now my lines

*DISCLAIMER: The above was intended only as a joke.