Terrible Pickup lines

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"You'd look good in 3D...That's my room number here at the hotel."


After failing to find her selected card:

"OK, take that home with you tonight and put it under your pillow. Set your alarm for 2 A.M. and then look under your pillow, and that card will have turned into a $100 bill. But if for some reason it doesn't work, call me and I'll be right over."
 
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"You'd look good in 3D...That's my room number here at the hotel."


After failing to find her selected card:

"OK, take that home with you tonight and put it under your pillow. Set your alarm for 2 A.M. and then look under your pillow, and that card will have turned into a $100 bill. But if for some reason it doesn't work, call me and I'll be right over."
A similar was used in Darwin Ortiz's first lecture.
 
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Dang that Darwin - stealing not just all my moves, but now my lines

*DISCLAIMER: The above was intended only as a joke.
 
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