Business card slogan?

[TheCleaner]

I'm getting my biz cards printed soon, I'm thinking of using "Unlike God, I make miracles you can see" lol.

 

[William Draven]

Avoid the god topic like the plague! You may think it's cute but people have been killed for their beliefs before.

My point is two subjects make bad politics: Religion, and of course politics.

 

[manks123]

Ohh I got one:
Mine can zoom, bounce and fly. How about yours?

:://manks

PS: Talkin about the deck of course

 

[jok3r]

Heres whatever I happened to think of at the time:

"There is no spoon."
"The hand is not quicker than the eye; it just looks like it."
"See that object? Check your pockets."
"Will not vanish spouses for cookies."
"Ignoring rationality since [insert some date here]"

I'll edit if my brain's gears start ticking again.

there is no spoon,
im so taking that
=D

my favorite movie

 

[Thatcoolguy612]

put a card reveal on it...thatd be a good excuse to pass out your buisness card

 

[TheBlack&WhiteIllusionist]

How about "You haven't be Deceived... Untill i've made your ears produce Coins!" haha