As of this time of writing, you only came up with this 8 hours ago, you don't know if it's original or not, you've never performed it for a live audience in the context of an actual routine... and you're already trying to talk us out of our money? I would lecture you about having some perspective, but let's get a handle on tact first.
Actually, you know what? Let's talk perspective anyway. You are just chomping at the bit to put something you've never performed on the Wire. That conjures up one word in my brain in 50-foot tall neon letters: DESPERATE. You sell something to solve a problem. What problem does this solve? What need does this fulfill? Why are you tipping your hand so obviously? Everyone likes to buy, but no one likes to be sold to.
Now is this original? Pretty sure I've seen this before. Which makes this whole situation even more unflattering.
Here's some free advice: don't "invent" crap just to sell it.