Saturday Night Contest : Caption This
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The mini-ninja: "Danny-San. Why must you show us your beads all of the time? They will only hinder you in your quest to become the great white ninja."
Danny: "My beads are the source of my powah. Besides sensei...you are in the palm of my hand. For every moment you give me lip about mah beads...I shall kill you."
Wayne: "Raph. Whatever happened to Master Splinter?"
Raph: "Danny happened."
Wayne: "Did he EAT HIM!?!"
Raph: "No Wayne-san. Danny-san did not notice that Master Splinter had fallen into the pancake batter."
Wayne: *Jaw drops*...*Rage builds*...*Pulls on the hoodie pull strings*..."Danny!"...*He draws his Katana*..."I will never forgive joo!"
Danny: "Wayne! SHUT IT! Can't you see I'm trying to reach enlightenment?"
Shane K.
The mini-ninja: "Danny-San. Why must you show us your beads all of the time? They will only hinder you in your quest to become the great white ninja."
Danny: "My beads are the source of my powah. Besides sensei...you are in the palm of my hand. For every moment you give me lip about mah beads...I shall kill you."
Wayne: "Raph. Whatever happened to Master Splinter?"
Raph: "Danny happened."
Wayne: "Did he EAT HIM!?!"
Raph: "No Wayne-san. Danny-san did not notice that Master Splinter had fallen into the pancake batter."
Wayne: *Jaw drops*...*Rage builds*...*Pulls on the hoodie pull strings*..."Danny!"...*He draws his Katana*..."I will never forgive joo!"
Danny: "Wayne! SHUT IT! Can't you see I'm trying to reach enlightenment?"
Shane K.
Post 3:
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Exclusively at Theory11, ONLY 250 RELEASED PER DAY. Manufactured exclusively for the Not-So Teenage Magical Ninja Warriors in some backyard in a remote location. We went on an extreme treasure hunt to locate our supply, and they handle immaculately. Just ask Daniel Garcia. It's the Limited Edition Shadow Ninja Guardians. Buy now for $4.95 each, buy 6 get 10% off, buy 12 and get 15% off.
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DG: Use The Force, Ur Blade's Force.
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WH: Hehehe... This Is My oportunity, I will cut his hand and I will be a better magician than DG
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WH: That BAT in his Wrist Is attracting MY Sword, Cant Resist more.
SWING!!!!
DG: OH My GOD!!! %$$&/% MY hand!!!!!
Ninja: they kill his Magic carrer!
Rafael: U BASTARD!!!
DG: Use The Force, Ur Blade's Force.
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WH: Hehehe... This Is My oportunity, I will cut his hand and I will be a better magician than DG
3-
WH: That BAT in his Wrist Is attracting MY Sword, Cant Resist more.
SWING!!!!
DG: OH My GOD!!! %$$&/% MY hand!!!!!
Ninja: they kill his Magic carrer!
Rafael: U BASTARD!!!
sat night contest
Danny: I love My Little Ninja
Wayne: Well, My little ninja turtle is better
Danny: well...
Wayne: AND it comes with a free little ninja, toooo. nah nah nah nah poopoo
Danny:Well me and my little ninja are going to eat pancakes and if any little ninja turtles want to come they are very welcome... But not wayne
Little Ninja Turtle: Ummmmmm... see you later wayne
Waynes Little ninja: wait for me
Wayne: Sob Sob
Danny: yes i win
Danny: I love My Little Ninja
Wayne: Well, My little ninja turtle is better
Danny: well...
Wayne: AND it comes with a free little ninja, toooo. nah nah nah nah poopoo
Danny:Well me and my little ninja are going to eat pancakes and if any little ninja turtles want to come they are very welcome... But not wayne
Little Ninja Turtle: Ummmmmm... see you later wayne
Waynes Little ninja: wait for me
Wayne: Sob Sob
Danny: yes i win
Wayne: If you want your ninja turtle doll back then you'll surrender.
Danny: Never! Too bad I know where your purple shoelace is. And FYI there ACTION FIGURES. (much more sophisticated)
Wayne: AHHHH! IT WAS VIOLET!!!!!!
*swords clash and battle begins*
*10 Years Later*
Wayne: Lookin back at that photo I wonder what that fight was ever about.
Danny: yeah me too all I remember is that I beat you so bad.
Wayne: O REALLY? I definetely beat you!
To Be Continued....................
Danny: Never! Too bad I know where your purple shoelace is. And FYI there ACTION FIGURES. (much more sophisticated)
Wayne: AHHHH! IT WAS VIOLET!!!!!!
*swords clash and battle begins*
*10 Years Later*
Wayne: Lookin back at that photo I wonder what that fight was ever about.
Danny: yeah me too all I remember is that I beat you so bad.
Wayne: O REALLY? I definetely beat you!
To Be Continued....................
Final Entry
DG- Finally. We have successfully travled back in time. According to my calculations, the year is 1989.
WH- NOO!! It's Criss Angel! No Criss, we don't want your love! Oh sweet jesus! His hair is unforgiving!
Dg- So be it Criss. Let this be our final battle.
http://media.theory11.com/950-Criss-Angel---The-Early-Years
DG- Finally. We have successfully travled back in time. According to my calculations, the year is 1989.
WH- NOO!! It's Criss Angel! No Criss, we don't want your love! Oh sweet jesus! His hair is unforgiving!
Dg- So be it Criss. Let this be our final battle.
http://media.theory11.com/950-Criss-Angel---The-Early-Years
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