Saturday Night Contest : Wayne Houchin Facts

[orchestrion]

Wayne Houchin let Criss Angel become famous only because he felt sorry for him.

 

[aftersh0ck]

Wayne Houchin can beat solitaire with only 49 cards.

 

[KardMANIPULATOR]

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Wayne Houchin. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Wayne Houchin.

 

[FatalAce]

1) Wayne Houchin does not, in truth, wear eyeliner. He simply wipes the excess make-up off of Criss Angel's abs and smears it over his eyes like magical war paint.

2) Wayne Houchin does not just stop his own pulse, but every female's in a 75 foot radius.

Jussayin'

KE

HAHAHA Nice.

 

[spikormikor13]

In Chico, they don't celebrate Christmas. They celebrate Wayne Houchin.

 

[EugeneSoh]

1- Wayne Houchin has a butt chin
2- Wayne killed danny garcia (that's why hes dead (RIP danny))
3- Wayne got his last name from his CHIN....Hou(chin)

 

[Anonymous002]

In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Wayne Houchin... and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever gotten

Wayne can do the ambitious card routine with one card... and the audience is still amazed

Wayne doesn't need to read your mind...he knows!

 

[JackOSpadesNik]

The Last person that got punched by Wayne Houchin pooped out a soda can. Inside was a ziploc bag with their signed card.

 

[spikormikor13]

Wayne Houchin is afraid of pickles.

Wayne Houchin eats Wynns for breakfast.

 

[Marlin]

Wayne Houchin doesn't need to read your mind, he writes your mind.

 

[cbols23]

3) Wayne likes to have playdates with Daniel Garcia.

 

[dummyisdumb]

Wayne Houchin does the muscle pass, with his chin

We have a winner.

 

[JackOSpadesNik]

Wayne Houchin calls Ziploc bags sacks just because he can.

 

[Huruey]

In his lifetime, Wayne has cured two baby deer, three puppies and nine kittens. (Give me a break, I'm a magician, I have to bend the truth a little!)

When somebody once asked Wayne "Which way to the toilets?", they ended up on the moon due to his awesome powers of "misdirection".

Wayne's name actually means "wagon builder", which clearly shows in personality... *cough*


Huruey

 

[Dizzi]

1. wayne houchin doesn;t oerform magic. he performs hypnotisim and makes his own real-life puppets to get fake reactions

2. Wayne houchins eyelyner is actually the results of him practicing the 'lava in the eye's' trick. his skin has been blakcened ever scince

3. Wayne's pulse doesn;t stop...it runs away.....

 

[wertyui999]

Superman wears Wayne Houchin Pajamas................. with moving pips

Wayne Houchins watch doesnt have numbers or hands it just says time to amaze

Wayne Houchins Calender Goes from March 31 to April 2nd because no one fools wayne Houchin

 

[dummyisdumb]

Actually, this isn't made up, I actually once saw Wayne Houchin on an episode of the Sopranos, then what happe- ...............................................................................................................

 

[emanmagic]

Well using some stuff i know.....

1. Wayne Houchin is a joker, thats why he has his own playing card.. dreaming about riding his bike down to danny garicas butt...with a pit stop to pizza pizza...............................OH NO Danny's watching OPEN WATER!

 

[Adrian Ehlman]

Wayne Houchin started his acting career in 2006 by starring in the movie "The Departed" (as can bee seen in the attatched pictures). It turned out acting wasnt his thing, so he decided to start once again doing and attending children's birthday parties. He also did magic.

 

[CoryOOreo]

When Wayne Houchin wears eyeliner, pulses stop.