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Saturday Night Contest : Wayne Houchin Facts

last one: Contrary to popular belief, cruisin down the street in my 64 is not about easy E. It is in fact about wayne houchin.And he does it blindfolded.
 
Early today i posted in card section the tonights prize was going to be an uncut sheet. It was. I should win...............:)

PS they are going for over $200!

If I won I wouldn't sell it, I would keep it!

I would probably frame it and hang it on a wall
 
And to think..I was saving up all my cards for some creative artsy card cuting-ristry....so as to not be wasteful...here is my answer:

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My 3 Wayne Houchin facts as follows:

Every time Wayne spreads the cards, LePaul jumps out of the grave.

The number of religions that exist nowadays is the number of times Wayne has done Stigmata.

Wayne is so godlike that the most "indecent" thing he has ever done is putting a card in a sandwich (which was in a ziploc bag) and making the sandwich vanish.
 
Wayne Houchin can completely destroy a pack of playing cards in a day.

*just wanted to throw this in there, i know I already have 3*
 
When Wayne performs Indecent, he:
Goes home, takes a shower, orders pizza, watches some T.V., shaves his beard, cleans his contacts, eats his pizza, practices his ninja skills, watches Open Water with Danny, creates 3 new effects, talks to god, takes a quick swim, eats some more pizza, moonwalk, tickles Danny, AND melts your signed card into the bag. Skillz...
 
1. Wayne wants Ovaltine.
2. Wayne rarely does the Leno. When he does, the packet gets stuck in his chin.
3. Wayne slapped Danny's butt for a Klondike bar.

(4.) Chicks (Katie) ask Wayne about his eyeliner.
(5.) Wayne got some Bathin' Apes.