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It is really hard to define a bad deck of cards.
It all depends on the worst deck for what?
I honestly dont use casino cards nor plastic cards as they dont spread well. But they are mighty clumpy, which makes flourishing a tad easier. But i mainly use them for throwing as they are harder, "bouncier", and more durable than normal cards.
 
I hate Hoyles... they're kind of expensive. Cheap cards that suck are expected, but Hoyle is a big brand that is just terrible.
 
The worst cards I have ever had the displeasure of holding were the Tragic Royalty Decks. They fanned awful out of the box, felt cheap, and looked like hell. 0 / 3. Not my cup of tea.
 
I once got a deck of "butterfly Cards" from a toy store 2 for a dollar. They fanned as if they were made of rusty metal and the felt like Sh!t. Hated them. So i cut up the deck into the shape of a person with the queen as the head and gave the card statue to my mom for mothers day =)
 
dollar store cards!

2 decks for a 1$! a dream come true right! WRONG
i got these for the hell of it and wow they were horrible, they were as thin as normal writing paper didn't fan, and looked horrible, but they were cheap and fun destroy!
 
they were red and blut although the blue seems grey and the red is kinda faded but they might also come in orange ad black, they have a bunch of circle like thingys in them with lines
 
Basically any cards that are plastic coated and novelty cards.

Plastic cards are the flourishers Anti-Christ. They are the evil children of the Devil, and should be avoided at all costs.

Plastic cards should come with a warning on the side of them from the Surgeon General like cigarettes do.

WARNING: Plastic cards have been known to cause horrible fans, bad springs, no creativity, loss of memory, loss of feeling in extremities, spontaneous thumb lock, gangrene, erectile dysfunction, spontaneous combustion, depression, heart palpitations, liver failure, explosive diarrhea, comas, blindness in the left eye, the clap, the drip, bleeding ulcers, brain tumors, deafness in the right ear, embarrassing underwear skidmarks, and even death.

For the love of God, use them at your own risk.
 
Plastic cards are the flourishers Anti-Christ. They are the evil children of the Devil, and should be avoided at all costs.

Plastic cards should come with a warning on the side of them from the Surgeon General like cigarettes do.

WARNING: Plastic cards have been known to cause horrible fans, bad springs, no creativity, loss of memory, loss of feeling in extremities, spontaneous thumb lock, gangrene, erectile dysfunction, spontaneous combustion, depression, heart palpitations, liver failure, explosive diarrhea, comas, blindness in the left eye, the clap, the drip, bleeding ulcers, brain tumors, deafness in the right ear, embarrassing underwear skidmarks, and even death.

For the love of God, use them at your own risk.

LMFAO hahaha, that gave ma a laugh. As trash mentioned.... "So quoteth the good book, Cestkowski 17:20 "Plastic cards are a proud invention of the devil"" Although recently I used a plastic coated deck that wasn't too bad, fanned good actually.... but if that was the case it must not have been plastic coated :(

:p
 
are you guys crazy absolute vodka's are on of my favorite decks and they are plastic and feel amazing.
 
heh I think they were talking about the cheap, clear plastic cards you find at Mcdonalds or Walmart...the supposedly "waterproof" kind of cards

dude i love those, i was like waterprood yeah right so i took a shower with them and i was like snap this is awsome! but afterwards they get super warped.
 
The worst deck of cards I have ever used was when I went to a good ol' English pub. The cards were sticky, not a full deck, and had a mixture of different playing cards in there.

I performed some amazing stuff with them though :)
 
okay ninja you have a good username but if you seriously want to defend absolut vodka cards and say they fan awesome, you sound hella ignorant. Of course you could always point us to your youtube channel of you doing awesome fans with absoluts but that's not going to happen, ever. And did you say you take decks of cards into the SHOWER? thats actually kind of funny :D
 
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