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a samurai could kill a ninja anyday.

too late. time is up

How did you get from newb to where you are today?

When you first started did you ever try to act like another magician you saw?

What trick brings you back to the time when you thought magic was real and why?

soy de mexico! Dos amigos están hablando y uno dice: - En casa tengo un loro que dice "papá y mamá". Y el otro contesta: - Y yo tengo una lata que dice melocotón en almíbar. No i'm from Arkansas. woooooooo pigsoooeeeee.

Personality makes the magic seem more real and less like a routine.

if there was a rift in the space time continuim and darth vader and a t-rex came out and started fighting who would win. answer: chuck norris because he never loses.

11:11 cool cool

global warming doesn't exist chuck norris was cold so he turned up the sun. chuck norris can kill two stones with one bird.

that is awesome.

chuck noris can blow bubbles with beef jerkey.

nnnnnnnnoooooowwwwwwwwww.

chuck norris lost both his legs in a car accident and still managed to walk it off.

Do you read the Bible ? I didn't think so, you see theres this passage i've got memorized for just such an occassion. Ezekiel 25:17 The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. blessed is he who in the name of charity and...

the cool refreshing taste of grape soda.