You want crazy imagination?
I want to be able to walk into a room full of people...snap my fingers...and everyone in the room starts barfing - once that is over - I snap my fingers again and they are all instantly naked and the barf is cleaned up. I then have everyone think of a card - I hold my hand like a finger gun and pretend shoot them...where they instantly have an orgasm and I name their thought of card...then I take a roll of quarters and eat them one at a time like candy, chewing them up and swallowing...and then fart out a ten dollar bill in exchange...I then fold it up and ask someone to name any country...and change that bill into a person from that country....at that point, everyone's hair falls out....and to close - I nod my head....and everyone poop's themselves....I then turn all that poop to gold for them to keep...and disappear in a cloud of cheeztos dust.