theory11 is not a site to discuss these kind of things, look on ebay
Or at least disguise it better. For example:
"I need help with a story to go along with my new trick. It goes like this: I knew a guy, let's call him "me" err... I mean, "Bob" yeah "bob." Well, Bob has a dilemna. He heard about this rare deck of cards called "JERRY's NUGGETS" and knows that they are all the rave. He would like them, but they are hard to come by, so he made his own (pulls out a pack of blank back cards with poorly drawn Jerry's designs on them.). However, Bob was a talented magician, and all he had to do was snap his fingers, and they became REAL Jerry's!!!"
You can now go on to tell us that " I already hand drew the fake Jerry's, but I still need the new ones to produce, so if anyone has... err... preferably a blue deck that they can "Loan" me , for the exchange of lets say.. "money?" that you go ahead and keep, and I will just keep the cards, that would be great!!!! Shoot me a PM if you are interested in helping me improve this trick, which is a part of my Magic, which is art, thus following the rules of this forum? Amirite?