Saturday Night Contest : Caption This

[Phenomena]

what do you mean limit of 3 caption ideas?
like only 1 picture with 3 captions on it posted per user
or can somebody post their different submissions 3 times...

 

[chainzero]

Caption 1: WE'RE IN YOUR BASE, SMELLING FOR PANCAKES

 

[Huruey]

Second submission:

Wayne: Check out my latest penetration effect: "Sword through Danny"!
Danny: Uh... Are you sure about this?
Wayne: Of course! You have nothing to worry about... and if it goes wrong, it'll give me a chance to try out "Cut and Restored Garcia"!

 

[hawk7]

ok, so here's my first attempt:

if the cuts you do with the sword are as clean as the cuts you do with cards, i don't want to see it...

(obviosly wh obset dg, because he's not very nice...)

 

[clllllust]

1)
D:G-"Is that nummy nana pancakes I smell?"
W:H (in his head)-"No he's onto me...."
2)
W:H-"This stance really kills the crotch......"
3)
D:G-"Wayne when you said "Open your hand a close your eyes, and you will get a big surprise." Is it one of those nice surprises like a poodle or a nice slice of pie, or one of the Wayne and his little ninjas attack me surprises?"

-Happy Holidays,
-RA69

 

[PhilTheMagician]

Post 1:

Your "Staring Hooded Katana" stands NO CHANCE against my "Constipated Nunchakus"!

Post 2:

Daniel: "Wanye, if you don't take off that ridiculous hoodie, me and my ninja buddies are going home!!!"

 

[ZachMueller]

second submission:

DG: Holy crap, Wayne, oh god, do you smell that?

Mini ninja(in high pitched voice): Hehe, yeah sorry Danny, that, that was me.

Wayne: KILL IT!!!!

 

[Antney1234]

First entry


''danny's secret training program at work''

 

[Krash]

2nd Entry

Wayne: "My name is Inigo Montoya. You kill my father. Prepare to die."

Danny: "Bring it on little man. But, before you take your first strike towards me. I only have one thing to ask you."

*Kareoke music breaks out*

Danny: *Singing and dancing*..."Don'tchu wish your girlfriend was HAWT like me?"

Shane K.

 

[Anonymous002]

Deleted!!!!!!!

this post was a mistake....

 

[ZachMueller]

Wayne: I pooped a Ninja

Danny: Smells like chicken.

Mitchell

darn it, you won the contest last week, this one is bound to win darn you!

 

[Dr.Nick]

Submission 1:


For years magicians have only dreamed of this effect,

from the minds of daniel garcia and wayne houchin comes:

Miniature Ninja Appear-o!






*May cuase mild to severe death

 

[CardSmith]

- House of Flying Cards

- whoa. when i said lets do some cuts......

- Wayne: "I SAID KEEP OFF THE GRASS!"

CardSmith

 

[Raito]

1st entry

"Ninja squad protect Danny's Ding a Ling"

"kawabonga feel the sting of stigmata!!!!"

"Greed leads to indecentcy i must meditate"

 

[copperfield 14]

Second submission

Wayne: Finally Danny I'm ready to fight Brad Christian in mortal combat.

Danny Garcia: Wait Wayne we must first meditate before we are ready to change E to MHOP( Magic house of Pancakes)

 

[ZachMueller]

K, third entry:

WH: DANNY! don't move!

DG: why? *closes eyes*

WH: that little ninja is aiming for your wobble. DONT MOVE

 

[ManningMagic]

1. How ninjas play freeze tag
2. Slicin' and dicin' time
3. Stay back Kenner, we've got backup.


that's a classic pose. Can that be the cover to the next dvd from them?

 

[FatalAce]

Hey man. Great contest man. I'm joining. But, quick question. When you say caption, do you mean like a title? Becuase that is what I thought a caption meant but everyone is doing like what they say. So...Yeah. I'm not sure what you are looking for. Please reply. Thanx!

 

[magicmatt]

Caption

Here is my first random caption




-Where's Waldo?



Its stupid but oh well



-magicmatt

 

[timft]

Saturday night contest

They're the world's most fearsome fighting team ...Wayne Houchin, Danny Garcia, Raphael, And Two Little Ninjas... In the year 2042 using the MAGIC of Martial Arts They Save The World From EVIL