Stuff Magicians never say.

Nov 12, 2016
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Sorry that this Wednesday game-night is so late, but better late than never.

This Is very simple. I want your best quotes that we all know a serious magician probably will Never say.

So that's it. Very simple as always be creative, and of course HAVE FUN!
 
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Feb 1, 2017
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I learned all of my magic on YouTube.

I know how to do a double lift and the ambitious card. Where can an intermediate/advanced magician learn some new sleight of hand?

Can someone please tell me how this trick is done?

My name is Jibrizy.

I had a very pleasant and intellectual conversation on the Magic Cafe Forums.
 
Nov 12, 2016
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Why spend $4 on a Richard Turner deck when I can just pick one up for $3 at Wall-greens?

(Hey, here in Alabama we have a stamp tax on all playing cards so we really pay like $3 for a single deck)
 
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Nov 29, 2017
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Now watch as I clearly and obviously put your card in the deck.

Whats that, you want to see the card.

Erm. Sorry no I can’t show you the card.

Why not, well because then you won’t see the magic happen. Look look look...Its on top now.

Yes I insist it was your card going into the middle.

Yes it was

No your a bad magician

What do you mean I’m a hack.
 
Aug 15, 2017
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So...you picked the queen of spades, interesting, now I am going to ask you ''why'' you did that or if that card had some significance for you, but honestly WHATEVER you say won't matter.
And I won't be listening.
 
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Spectator: "I know how you did that!!!"

Magician (what he thinks but never says): HA! NO YOU DIDN'T!!!! SEE YA SUCKER!!!!!!!

Magician (what he really says): Woah mate! You've got sharp eyes...
 
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