It says that all of the distortion gimmicks are handmade. That got me to thinking (I do that sometimes), who the hell makes them? I could just imagine poor ol' Jay Sankey in some damp dark basement sweatshop meticulously assembling the gimmicks. Chris Kenner comes down...
"Sankey, we need six-thousand more!"
Sankey trembles before the merciless Kenner, "But Mr. Kenner, you said I might be able to see some sunlight after that last three-thousand"
Kenner laughs wickedly. "Hahaha, Mr. Sankey. You amuse me! Now get back to work or no more food for a week!"
Or not...
The imagination is certainly an amusing thing.
When's the last time I saw the sun...?
"Sankey, we need six-thousand more!"
Sankey trembles before the merciless Kenner, "But Mr. Kenner, you said I might be able to see some sunlight after that last three-thousand"
Kenner laughs wickedly. "Hahaha, Mr. Sankey. You amuse me! Now get back to work or no more food for a week!"
Or not...
The imagination is certainly an amusing thing.
When's the last time I saw the sun...?