1. Yeah, they do mean at school.
2. We are cavemen. Read a newspaper.
3. Agreed.
I hope I don't have to make another long post...do I?
Sigh.
Ian
Please help! A wannabe keeps revealing everything!
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1. Yeah, they do mean at school.
2. We are cavemen. Read a newspaper.
3. Agreed.
I hope I don't have to make another long post...do I?
Sigh.
Ian
I went to a marketing expo like 3 days ago, and there was this discussion between the competition between Coca Cola and Pepsi.
Cocacola is number 1 in bussines right now, with Pepsi going 2, there was some problems with marketing and commercials last year in my country between these two companies.
What happened? Pepsi made Coca Cola angry with some of their commercials (it wasn't direct) and what happened?
Coca cola striked back. And marketing wise it was the worst move they could have done.
Why?
Because once you reply to the offender you are bringing that person to your level. What happened with Coca Cola? they brought Pepsi to their level and what did Pepsi do? they didn't replied, they already got the spotlight and the attention they wanted.
I'm not talking about ignoring the heckler, you have to be aknowlable of him and his actions. But once you respond directly to his actions, you are bringing him to your level. You are doing what he wants since the beggining, being at you level.
Ok ive took everyones advice and decided to keep performing at school but use this line when he comes... Thankyou so much everyone for heling me deal with this. In return I will share some lines. If you have already seen these sorry but im sharing what I use.
If someone says how did you do that say : 'Very well thankyou' or 'can you keep a secret? When they say yes say so can I'
Thanks loads for the great advice everyone. It really helped lots!!!
Oh and if anyone has any other great lines to use aginst hecklers please post them... Thanks!
How can you speak on everyones behalf?
I wasn't talking about multiple persons. I was talking about Cedric. If you didn't get that I won't bother talking to you.
What are you talking about?
We are not cavemen.
I hope you knew what I meant - I am almost certain - so, why would you start discussing a whole other thing?
Just to be a smart-ass?
To be all cool and stuff; "hey maaan, you know eh', we are actually cavemen roflol"
Why do you hope that?
Do you think you are the right one, just because you said that you don't want to make another post?
- Also, 'long' post? Wow, I guess I have a HUUUUGE penis if your post was long.. Lol, sorry, couldn't resist.
Why do you have to include that sigh?
Is it for others to get the idea that oh, you are just the 'master', and you are tired of pointing out the obvious to us dummies?
I'm just trying to provide a good solution to the original poster's problem.
The jokes you made were immature.
If I get bashed for taking a higher road, so be it.
And I'm not trying to be "the master" or "the right one" or "cool" - I'm just trying to find a sensible answer.
Ian
The jokes you made were immature.
If I get bashed for taking a higher road, so be it.
And I'm not trying to be "the master" or "the right one" or "cool" - I'm just trying to find a sensible answer.
Ian
Yes, indeed, your 'long post' was a true problem solver.
Who said it was jokes?
Okay, the one about killing him was just for fun. To exaggerate. To really get the point across that he should NOT let this heckler push around with him.
Actually, I think he should give him a little smack. Sorry to sound so brutal but, if someone does something to you that you do not want him to, and you tell him to stop, and he doesn't - well, I think that person deserves a little smack.
Revenge should always be double.
If someone steps on your feet, you should step him twice on his feet.
Ive said this before.
Get the crowed on your side. Be the nicest and laid back person to get people to like you so when they ask you to do a trick (some times it happendes every fricken second) that heckler will be out numbered. Everyone will want him to shut up and watch.
This does work, for me atlest.
Get the crowed on your side. Be the nicest and laid back person to get people to like you so when they ask you to do a trick (some times it happendes every fricken second) that heckler will be out numbered. Everyone will want him to shut up and watch.
This does work, for me atlest.
Dude what?
If someone pushes you so you fall on your face and breaks your nose, and you get up and say "yo, please don't do that man" followed by a little slap, is that really sinking to their level?! No it is not. You have a reason to act as you do. The guy deserves it. People should respect each other. If he has to get a slap in order to realise that, fair enough.
But okay, I think we have taken this whole slapping-deal too far. I was not THAT serious when I wrote it. But still, I know I would have done at least SOMETHING to some punk ruining things for me. Who wouldn't?
Pacifism is the best road. Rasmus, if you disagree that much with my views, that's fine, but I'll stand by my opinion.
Ian
Ian
Sorry, I don't know what pacifism means, english is not my native language, but I'm sure you are right. Everything that I (and everyone else for that matter) say should be taken with a grant of salt. It's important not to take things too serious. Read between the lines. Draw your own cunclusions, make up your own mind.
I don't disagree with your views at all! I just think your "1. 2. 3. sigh-thread" was a little weird, that's all.
Pacifism is the opposing of violence.
And perhaps it was weird, but I will go to great lengths to back up what I believe in.
And seeing as the individual who wrote the post originally has found his/her solution, I suggest we stop posting. Or at least stop irrelevant stuff. Truce?
Ian
And perhaps it was weird, but I will go to great lengths to back up what I believe in.
And seeing as the individual who wrote the post originally has found his/her solution, I suggest we stop posting. Or at least stop irrelevant stuff. Truce?
Ian
I would be thrilled to see you back up the fact that we are cavemen. That should be interesting
You are right we should stop posting. Good night.
Poison apples...surprisingly effective.
But seriously, perform magic, if he gets annoying, stop. Tell him that if he talks one more time, or tries anything funny, you won't perform anymore. If he still does it, tell him you'll stop if he doesn't leave. This works really well. If it comes to that, and you stop performing, the audience will know it was his fault and they'll of course get mad at him.
But seriously, perform magic, if he gets annoying, stop. Tell him that if he talks one more time, or tries anything funny, you won't perform anymore. If he still does it, tell him you'll stop if he doesn't leave. This works really well. If it comes to that, and you stop performing, the audience will know it was his fault and they'll of course get mad at him.
Tell him if he doesn't like what you do he doesn't have to watch you and it's not like he's paying so why ruin it for everybodyelse who's enjoying it. If he still bugs you show him the dissapearing pencil trick.
Brilliant advice. Looks at performing in the long run. Rather than continually trying to engage in the short run.
I also have a hard time believing that he can ruin every single one of your tricks. No offense intended here, but it might be time to practice some more so he can't figure anything out. And if it's a problem for him to shuffle the deck, learn to get around it.
Also, unless you're telling him the name of the trick, how on earth is he finding out how to do these tricks anyway? I could certainly perform my ACAAN to you, but good luck trying to torrent how it's done. Ok, if I perform Touching on Hoy and told you the name of the trick, fair enough it's probably, unfortunately, within the downloadable realm, but if I don't, then good luck searching "magic trick read minds divine shape name and date mentalism". It's also a good opportunity to diversify your repertoire.
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