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US Soldier: Pick a card, any card. *Ciet Cong soldier picks Ace of Spades* SOldier: Oooh, looks like I have to kill you now, sorry!

This thread should be called "The Stand Up Comics thread"

My favorite method is Disintegration by Spidey and PL Bergeron, it's like Ashes on Arm, but only better: The ashes go onto the SPECTATORS arm to reveal the card.

Contrary to popular belief, Pirates only attack ships, and pose no known threat to magicians. :p

Taken from wikipedia: The second season of Heroes premiered on September 24, 2007, but was cut short by a strike affecting television and movie production. 11 of 24 planned episodes were broadcast, and the December 3, 2007 broadcast of "Powerless" may serve as the season finale pending the...

A show such as Heroes usually has around 20 episodes per season, this "Volume" only had 11.

The writers strike has made me miss a bunch of Heroes this season, and might cost me some episodes of Scrubs. I don't think all the magic in the world could fix this problem. :(

And what would YOU know about Jerry Nuggets?!

I heard that it was a Wine bottle.

Demetri Martin is going to turn into the next Dane Cook. Everyone is going to quite liking Dane for Demetri, and turn him into that which they hate.

Jack is a Gorgonite. (Or is it Gorgonian?)

Its because you ARE old! :p I'm 16. Steve, for some reason I thought you were like.... OLD....

Hence: The DL is the best sleight. No cookie for you.

The Double Lift. I dare someone to prove me wrong. Unless you count misdirection as a sleight.

Is there a difference between doing a magic trick with the sole intent of picking up chicks, and having the chick be interested in you? Discuss?

I think that people have forgotten to mention everyone's favorite British cross-dresser: Eddie Izzard.

I don't know what your face has to do with magic. :p

DC is one of my favorite comedians. I don't know what he as to do with magic though...

Did you use US2K in conjunction with Panic? Because it would look pretty cool to see that happen...

Well, see right now all I have to do is click "Complete Order" and I'm done, but I don't really want to click and find out that I got them, when I don't have the money. Should I contact customer support?