Apart from the rest of the comments, I really enjoy this product. It's mainly to be more organized and help yourself, not to please the audience. I always stuffed cards in my pockets, and guess what, they warped!!! After using the Assassin's Pouch, my cards have lasted for a long time. It's worth the money you pay for it, and I still fit other things in there that would have filled my pockets, and there's still room for more! In my opinion, it's not dorky. And remember that rule, Who cares what people think? It's supposed to feel comforting to you, and leave the performances and the astonishment to the audience. Hope this helps.
Casey