I'm smart. Are you?

[Jack The Magician]

Christopher Columbus, Abraham Lincoln, and Martin Luther King Jr. were all born on holidays.

Not sure if it was here or Penguin, but someone once started a "How many magicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?" thread.
I think the final tally was aroun 638,000 or so...

Well, the number of magicians has to be an even function, as one magician can screw a lightbulb, while another can make it dissappear, while the other can make it reapper, then it can dissappear, et al. ...

Cheers,
JTM

 

[The Dark Angel]

THink about it:
You need 1 to screw it in
20 or so to stand around and say that they could do it better
50 or so to say "Wow that was amazing! how do I learn that?!"
70 or so to post a tutorial on Youtube
10 or so to try and stop tutorials altogether
and several thousand to watch the tutorials
There as alot more, but I thought that those were the best.

 

[Brewery Rabbit]

THink about it:
You need 1 to screw it in
20 or so to stand around and say that they could do it better
50 or so to say "Wow that was amazing! how do I learn that?!"
70 or so to post a tutorial on Youtube
10 or so to try and stop tutorials altogether
and several thousand to watch the tutorials
There as alot more, but I thought that those were the best.

Then you need about 40 more to make it better.
a couple hundred to put it on limewire.
And at least 1000 to download it from limewire.