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Magic Jokes!

Michael Kras

Michael Kras

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I want to hear the best magic-themed jokes you've got! They can be your own original joke, or something you heard that made you crack up. Stuff like "How do you get a magician to show you 100 card tricks? Ask him to show you one!"... that's what I want to see (only not so cliche and obvious).

Here's one I enjoyed...


What does Richard Turner say when he finishes a trick?

"Did it work?"



Let's hear them!
 
Michael Kras said:
I want to hear the best magic-themed jokes you've got! They can be your own original joke, or something you heard that made you crack up. Stuff like "How do you get a magician to show you 100 card tricks? Ask him to show you one!"... that's what I want to see (only not so cliche and obvious).

Here's one I enjoyed...


What does Richard Turner say when he finishes a trick?

"Did it work?"



Let's hear them!
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I like the Richard Turner one that's good.
Unfortunately I dont know any, but I am excited to hear some of them.
 
Michael Kras said:
I want to hear the best magic-themed jokes you've got! They can be your own original joke, or something you heard that made you crack up. Stuff like "How do you get a magician to show you 100 card tricks? Ask him to show you one!"... that's what I want to see (only not so cliche and obvious).

Here's one I enjoyed...


What does Richard Turner say when he finishes a trick?

"Did it work?"



Let's hear them!
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well when em doing a card transformation...i like to turn the queen into a king...i often use stuff like...." maybe the Jester should've check the adam's apple" i have done a sexually referenced performance before....

i even like to tease the people when doing the monte.....

i'd often say " wow, do they teach that in college" when i ask them whats their card and they say it with confidence....

if they say it with hesitation...i'd say " what took you so long, whats your GPA".....

stuff like that....
 
Alex Elmsely had 4 wives, but he never saw the third one.

Magicians make good boyfriends.. We have the best fingerwork.

"Wanna touch my deck?"
 
The Luxor has three attractions now...

Bodies, The Titanic and "Believe"

One is an exhibit of the human form, one is about one of the biggest disasters the world has ever seen and the other is The Titanic.
 
LOL good stuff guys!

Glad you like the Turner joke, Magicman1212... I came up with it last night in my sleep, and everything being hilarious at 3am I had to sit up out of bed until I stopped laughing uncontrollably. I didn't say it was mine in case the joke fell flat. :p
 
Jason England can second, bottom, center and greek deal ... in one deal.

Michel Ammar can bottom deal from the top.

When Aaron Fisher does an Gravity Half Pass, he dosen't move the cards, but the entire world turns upside down except him and the top card.

Dan Sperry can backpalm is own hand.

The only hand who can beat a royoal fulsh is R. Paul Wilson hand.

J.
 
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The Top 10 Ammar Facts:

1.
Ammar doesn't read minds. He already knows.
2.
Michael Ammar has "ATFUS4EVER" tattooed under his mustache.
3.
Michael Ammar's name can be rearranged into Mamma Charlie. 'Nuff said.
4.
Ammar doesn't read magic books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
5.
Michael Ammar is De'Vo.
6.
It's called a Breather Crimp because Ammar allows it to.
7.
Michael Ammar's long card measures nine and a half inches. Across.
8.
Michael Ammar can do Mac King's fork in the eye trick. Without the creamer.
9.
Michael Ammar can perform the hot rod without spelling. Ever.
10.
Ammar can do the Vernon wand spin without a wand... or his hands.
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-Doug
 
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