theory11 — Magic Tricks & the World's Finest Playing Cards

More than four times the price of Jerry's Nuggets?

I read these pages briefly, im sorry if i missed the joke.

Are the prices of the original Miracles a joke?
- Definitely not.


That part fooled me.
 
Although we have included many extras in order to make the customer's money worth while, we do not seriously expect to sell all of the five decks.
I'm sold. I want to find out what the "extras" are that make the price worthwhile.
 
The "extras" better be a crate filled with about 1,000 more of them. Who in their right mind would pay so much for those. Oh no wait look at these sexy extras:

Included Extras
Back-To-Sealed™ 25 (100) Policy
Stainless Steel Card Case
Certificate of Authenticity
Warranty Certificate
Free Worldwide Shipping & Handling
Free Customs Clearance


I really don't understand this. They better be bullet and water proof. hahahahaha