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Saturday Night Contest - St. Patrick's Day Edition
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Alright here are my entries 
It's for Theory11 that I made this jingle
All these words I did intermingle
Lucky charms in a box
Does indeed rock my socks
Is it a wonder why I am still single?
This place is a great place to be
I respect it with the hightest degree
The name is Theory11
Sometimes referred to as heaven
By magic enthusiests such as you and me.
This contest says to make a limerik
A poem you have to prepare quick
Because there's only a few hours
So don't go picking flowers
Has anyone asked Aaron what means 'esoteric'?
Hope you guys like them!
It's for Theory11 that I made this jingle
All these words I did intermingle
Lucky charms in a box
Does indeed rock my socks
Is it a wonder why I am still single?
This place is a great place to be
I respect it with the hightest degree
The name is Theory11
Sometimes referred to as heaven
By magic enthusiests such as you and me.
This contest says to make a limerik
A poem you have to prepare quick
Because there's only a few hours
So don't go picking flowers
Has anyone asked Aaron what means 'esoteric'?
Hope you guys like them!
There are 52 cards in a deck
give them a shuffle, what the heck
take one and look at it's face
I predict it will be an ace
It's not? What the pheck?
woohooo silly mood now..... Need sleep......but must finish my work.......at least I'm listening to Yoav....who totally rocks on a guitar!
give them a shuffle, what the heck
take one and look at it's face
I predict it will be an ace
It's not? What the pheck?
woohooo silly mood now..... Need sleep......but must finish my work.......at least I'm listening to Yoav....who totally rocks on a guitar!
A guy from Leeds, UK
decided to cheat one day.
When they found him out
and beat him about,
he turned to magic, Hooray!!
decided to cheat one day.
When they found him out
and beat him about,
he turned to magic, Hooray!!
Well he goes....(i have no idea)
A new puppy Tom got
She looked like a little dot
My money signs in my eyes grew
After 1 to 100 changed, he was threw
Then he ran with the money like a tot
Just in case, tot means a small child
A new puppy Tom got
She looked like a little dot
My money signs in my eyes grew
After 1 to 100 changed, he was threw
Then he ran with the money like a tot
Just in case, tot means a small child
Number 3:
There once was a group of 11
Who founded a magical heaven
A single vision, they all shared
"Underground magical epicenter," they declared
And thus was born, Theory11
There once was a group of 11
Who founded a magical heaven
A single vision, they all shared
"Underground magical epicenter," they declared
And thus was born, Theory11
1.
Here at Theory11,
It is better than Penguin,
Because we have quality,
And not quantity,
So come a Guardian!
Here at Theory11,
It is better than Penguin,
Because we have quality,
And not quantity,
So come a Guardian!
There once was a puppy named Dori
Listen close and I'll tell you her story
She'd look sweet in a suit
Her yawn is so cute
Her parents are Chris and Katie
Listen close and I'll tell you her story
She'd look sweet in a suit
Her yawn is so cute
Her parents are Chris and Katie
I stopped and pulled over for gas.
I knew that my car would not last.
I did magic for money,
Even got me a honey
Theory11 is bad-ass
I knew that my car would not last.
I did magic for money,
Even got me a honey
Theory11 is bad-ass
Outside my window the snow falls
I'm playing with my cups and balls
Oh the linking rings
what wonderful things
Be right back, cause nature calls
I'm playing with my cups and balls
Oh the linking rings
what wonderful things
Be right back, cause nature calls
Distort my heart
Witness my art
Panic is in my mind
Just Another lie for mankind
Believe in your dreams, I am your body art
Witness my art
Panic is in my mind
Just Another lie for mankind
Believe in your dreams, I am your body art
Not a limmerick, but damn hilarious :
Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
Sugar is sweet,
Do you know how to swim?
Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
Sugar is sweet,
Do you know how to swim?
by the way...my last few posts have been for fun....just being silly like a hill billy willie nilly....
Entry 1
I was searching for magic you see
during the time i was playing with bee's
here i found dana
its hard to explaina
but now dana is sleeping with me
I was searching for magic you see
during the time i was playing with bee's
here i found dana
its hard to explaina
but now dana is sleeping with me
Myself, Chris Kenner and Lee,
All of us are male magis
Katie is the ONLY one
Who always wants to have some fun,
And the other two just make fun of me.
Second one.
All of us are male magis
Katie is the ONLY one
Who always wants to have some fun,
And the other two just make fun of me.
Second one.
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