Ha ha I love this post!! I Kline how most people's are similar
I've only been doing magic for just over 12 months and in that amount of time I've had so many names called such as
'Are you a fu**ing wizard or something'
'You're brilliant but not normal'
'Your like a female dynamo'
And last but not least the classic you must be demonic
This is a super weird comparison...does Dynamo even have a goldfish? Also is this because you forget what to tell the spectators every 3 seconds? Ha ha I'm just kidding...keep up your magic and get the great names coming in
I was working at the magic shop at disneyland demonstrating the chinese linking rings. This girl was watching and liked it a lot so she went to go get her grandmother (hispanic) and asked her to watch. I linked the two rings together and she started cursing in spanish, grabbed some holy water from a little keychain she had, threw it at me, grabbed her granddaughter by the hand and took her away quickly.
I have not been called anything as such...
But if it counts, my peers and seniors have asked me a million times if I can read the minds of teachers and find out the questions that will be set on a question paper.
And the fact that I can't makes me question my existence as a magician!