The Insider - King's Crown Stolen!

I would do an ACAAN for George W Bush and mess the trick up and see him be amazed at my "metalismn"

I would perform for you. then id hit you in the head with a wooden plank and have all the white centurions i wanted. its a win win. just kidding your awesome and hilarious

I'd perform a spelling trick for Penn and Teller, and force them to take me to Vegas. Did you start sitting during the insider to stop yourself from leading into each topic with your head?

I would perform for a shrimp...

Where do you get your shirts? Haha they're cool!

I would do magic for Snooki because she is stupid.

Riddle me this, riddle me that, I would perform for Zach Zach Zach! Not really I would perform for Bill Cosby, but his name didn't rhyme as well.

I would play a hand with Taylor Swift. And I don't mean cards ;)

I would perform to LMFAO because they already know how to shuffle...get it ''shuffle''...no? :(

bltch is what i said.... bltchisodes

ahhh, another Criss Angel joke, wow Zack you get more and more less creative in these '*****'isodes.

I would perform for Keyboard Cat!

I would really like to do the bra-trick on Mike Tyson... This could lead to some serious reaktion!

I would not perform for Yoda or Criss or you Zach or anyone else that everyone keeps repeating over and over. Man does no one have any creativity anymore? I would show that big guy from the Green Mile (too lazy to look up his name) so he could suck out all my bad energy and spit out flies. Yeah, that would be cool… Wait that would be like him showing me magic, ah whatever.

I would perform for BIG BIRD From Sesamie Street! BECAUSE HE IS AWESOME!!!! ( it's coming on tv later today.... Can't miss it! )

I would perform for Andrea Bocelli...because I can't do any magic tricks

I'd perform for Pikachu so I could catch him and become a Pokemon master

lolcatz.......

First of all, Zach, what is that thing you have perched on the arm of your chair? Secondly, I think I'd perform for Hitler. Then he'd be too busy trying to figure out my trick to do anything else, and everyone would be saved a lot of trouble. Also, I'd just like to point out that this comment is written with perfect spelling and grammar. Just a thought.

Shut up! My dumb dumb want to speak.lol night in the museum lol random