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JackW212 years ago
Three men were in the desert struggling to survive. They were extremely thirsty. One day a magical genie came up to them and made an empty pool with a slide appear out of thin air. The genie said to them when you go down this slide whatever word you say when your sliding down it appears in the pool below. The first man jumped down and shouted, "LEMONADE!". He was delighted when it appeared in the pool. The second man jumped down and shouted, "ORANGE JUICE!". He was also delighted when that appeared in the pool. Lastly, the third man jumped down. He was so happy that he forgot everything and just screamed, "WEEEEEEEE!". He wasn't so delighted at what he found in the pool.
Last year my friends and I bought some sticky notes and put them all over our friends car. In the night, it froze the sticky notes to the car. It took him awhile to get them off.
I asked my friend if I could take a picture of him with his new Iphone. Then I apparently threw it on the ground and said: "April Fools" :) I took my own old nokia and offered it as an apology. I called up his phone witch one of my frindes had plased in his bag. Fun times…
This wasn't something I did, but something that someone did to me. I'm part of an engineering "club" and we have this engineer who teaches us ( it's kind of an optional class). So every week he sends us homework and some interesting scientific article about photovoltaics or light, that type of stuff. Anyway so on April Fools my teacher gave us some article about evidence of the universe BEFORE the Big Bang, and how it collapsed through an implosion, and how our universe would do the same in oh, 2039. It was not true, but: A. it was from a normally accurate and serious science website, B. I didn't read the email until April 2nd, so I was caught off guard, and C. My teacher isn't the guy you'd expect to pull a joke on you. I flipped out. So I panicked and looked up the scientists......... Keep in mind i hadn't watched "Animal House". For all I knew, Eric Stratton and John Blutarsky were physicists. They weren't.
I texted my prom date that my college orientation was the same day as prom (which it isnt) and that I was gonna go to it and she had to find a new date. She didn't think it was as funny as i did.
With mad props to The Amazing Johnathan, my favorite prank, which I have pulled many times, record about a minute of your bathroom from a security camera type angle. have friends over, wait. When someone goes to the bathroom, put the video on your TV, gather everyone around, and laugh like crazy when they come out of the bathroom. Gets 'em every time.
Well I would tell you a joke making fun of kleptomaniacs, but they always take things to seriously....
And my april fools prank was the brain child of my friend and I covering several toilets with plastic wrap......which when used either fell into the toilet, or on the latter occasion allowed urine to "bounce" off air all over the place.
There is a lady who just got in the shower. She hears someone knock on the door, "who is it" she said? "Your neighbor Bob" a voice answers. So she put on her towel and went and opened the door. Bob said that her dog was loose. "I'll put him up later" she said. Then she went and got back in the shower. She heard another knock on the door. So she put on her towel again and went and opened the door. This time someone had dig dong ditched her. For the third time she heard a knock on the door. She asked who it was? A voice answered "the blind man". She asked what he wanted? he said he had good news. Since he was blind she went to the door but naked. She opened the door and asked him what good news did he have? He said' "I can see!!!
"Every ten years, the monks in the monastery are allowed to break their vow of silence to speak two words. Ten years go by and it’s one monk’s first chance. He thinks for a second before saying, "Food bad." Ten years later, he says, "Bed hard." It’s the big day, a decade later. He gives the head monk a long stare and says, "I quit." "I’m not surprised," the head monk says. "You’ve been complaining ever since you got here."
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