I'm smart. Are you?

[Brewery Rabbit]

She has multiple phobias? OCD? Is a germophobe? She likes the exercise?

Nope nope nope nope

 

[Jack The Magician]

I like these, I am much better at solving them, then i am at writing/googling them =P

Here is one.

A lady lives on the 30th floor of an apartment.

Every morning she goes to work and takes the elevator down.
but on the way back she will only take the elevator back up if people are in it, or if it is raining. otherwise she takes the stairs up.

Why is this?

The woman is short, and, therefore, needs people to push the buttons in the elevator for him, or, when it's raining, can use his umbrella.

And, no asking riddles/puzzles/quizzes until the previous one is answered -- it's against the rules.

Cheers,
JTM

 

[The Dark Angel]

As I was going to St. Ive's, I met a man with 7 wives. The 7 wives had 7 sacks. The 7 sacks had 7 cats. The 7 cats had 7 kittens. Kits, cats, sacks and wives; how many are going to St. Ive's?

 

[Brewery Rabbit]

As I was going to St. Ive's, I met a man with 7 wives. The 7 wives had 7 sacks. The 7 sacks had 7 cats. The 7 cats had 7 kittens. Kits, cats, sacks and wives; how many are going to St. Ive's?

Just 1.
As i was going to saint ives.

How do i dial that?

0001!

 

[Jack The Magician]

As I was going to St. Ive's, I met a man with 7 wives. The 7 wives had 7 sacks. The 7 sacks had 7 cats. The 7 cats had 7 kittens. Kits, cats, sacks and wives; how many are going to St. Ive's?

Only one, you.

Cheers,
JTM

 

[Brewery Rabbit]

The woman is short, and, therefore, needs people to push the buttons in the elevator for him, or, when it's raining, can use his umbrella.

And, no asking riddles/puzzles/quizzes until the previous one is answered -- it's against the rules.

Cheers,
JTM

Bingo, got that one out of one of those Klutz Travel Activity books

 

[The Dark Angel]

Technically Jordon got it first, so he goes next.

 

[Jack The Magician]

Technically Jordon got it first, so he goes next.

I win by a technicality -- Jordan said that he, Jordan, was the only person going, which is technically wrong.

What word starts with e, ends with e, and only has one letter in it?

Cheers,
JTM

 

[The Dark Angel]

I win by a technicality -- Jordan said that he, Jordan, was the only person going, which is technically wrong.

What word starts with e, ends with e, and only has one letter in it?

Cheers,
JTM

Is it "E"?

 

[Jack The Magician]

Is it "E"?

Let me rephase -- what word starts with the letter e, ends with the letter e, and only has one letter in it.

Cheers,
JTM

 

[BlueBackedBikes]

I win by a technicality -- Jordan said that he, Jordan, was the only person going, which is technically wrong.

What word starts with e, ends with e, and only has one letter in it?

Cheers,
JTM

Envelope!

This first person who replies after me gets my spot at the riddle-telling, because I need to go feed my dogs -_-"

 

[The Dark Angel]

Thsi one is killing me. Because there is no word that has only one letter in it, and begins and ends with E...

It's going to be really obvious, though...

 

[The Dark Angel]

How do you put an elephant in the fridge?

 

[Jack The Magician]

Envelope!

This first person who replies after me gets my spot at the riddle-telling, because I need to go feed my dogs -_-"

Very good.

I have the spotlight -- what does Christopher Columbus, Abraham Lincoln, and Martin Luther King Jr. have in common?

Cheers,
JTM

 

[Brian L.]

Very good.

I have the spotlight -- what does Christopher Columbus, Abraham Lincoln, and Martin Luther King Jr. have in common?

Cheers,
JTM

First thing came to mind was they were all assasinated...not sure about Columbus, but thats my answer.

brian.

 

[BlueBackedBikes]

Very good.

I have the spotlight -- what does Christopher Columbus, Abraham Lincoln, and Martin Luther King Jr. have in common?

Cheers,
JTM

They're all celebrated in American holidays?

@ Dark Angel: Open the refrigerator door, put the elephant in and close the refrigerator door.

EDIT: Columbus wasn't assassinated. He died due to a heart attack.

 

[Jack The Magician]

Sorry, that's close -- celebrated is an arbitrary word, you say celebrated, I say cele-bra-ted.

How do you put an elephant in the fridge?

Open the door to the fridge, put the elephant in, and close it?

(Any magic jokes/riddles, since this is a magic forum?)

Cheers,
JTM

 

[Brewery Rabbit]

Sorry, that's close. Celebrated is an arbitrary word.



Open the door to the fridge, put the elephant in, and close it?

(Any magic jokes, since this is a magic forum?)

Cheers,
JTM

I know a magician joke, Not a riddle thtough =/

 

[The Dark Angel]

Not sure if it was here or Penguin, but someone once started a "How many magicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?" thread.
I think the final tally was aroun 638,000 or so...

 

[Brewery Rabbit]

Not sure if it was here or Penguin, but someone once started a "How many magicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?" thread.
I think the final tally was aroun 638,000 or so...

Bahahaha.

That spretty funny.