Oh, OH! That was sooooo cold.
#1. My nipples look WAY better than this guys.
AND
#2. I have The Ace Of Spades on my front (Tally-Ho Ace) and The Jack Of Spades on my back. On the streets I go by the name Cha Cha "Black Jack" Dominguez and it's a hundred bucks just to take a peek at the...