THE RULES
1. NEVER ACCEPT A GIG IF YOU DON'T HAVE A SHOW THAT IS WRITTEN, PRACTICED AND REHEARSED.
2. NEVER ACCEPT A GIG THAT IS OUTSIDE YOUR COMFORT ZONE AS A MAGICIAN
3. IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU TO DO A GIG, SEE RULES 1 AND 2.
That being said, to keep you from entirely embarrassing yourself...