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If you'll give me one moment to gloat, I'd like to point out that I totally called it. I'll give you a moment to absorb that. ......... Okay. The problem with a battle system is that it's only as good as the comptetitors, and unfortunately the majority of combatants here at Theory 11...

Technically, we can't say that in public. You get the secret once you've bought it. A lot of effects have similar appearances and different methods. It's nothing to worry our pretty little heads about.

Facts don't lie. If the facts are on your side, then an attack from me would only precipitate a permanent ban on my account. And since you have repeatedly asserted that I am stamping out your freedom of speech and right to have an opinion, this is your chance to vindicate yourself. You have...

Giving me free advertising is the first intelligent thing you've done all night. Now, about backing up your conspiracy theory? That gonna happen at all?

In a gesture of utter futility, I'm going to point out that you keep proving me right every time you open your mouth. There's an easy way to prove me wrong, but I have a feeling that will happen around the time that my greyhound Bandit gets on the ballot for the presidential election.

Ahem... My heroes would include Jeff McBride, Eugene Burger, Rick Maue, Penn and Teller, and Cyril Takayama. If it still is not clear at this point, then you are simply acting petty and whiny for its own sake. Mostly, I attack stupid ideas, of which you have an abundance...

What joke book are you referencing there? Here's a hint: don't get your "snappy" comebacks from books with a copyright earlier than 1860. Dude... I live in Pittsburgh. Quit while you still have a modicum of dignity to salvage. Of course, I don't think that's going to happen. You're going...

Little boy, please. Trying to insult me is like spitting at the sky. The sky won't be affected in the least, and you'll just end up hitting yourself in the face in the process. I don't own any of Daniel Madison's products. Not a one. I just find stupidity offensive. You can say...

In the words of Randall Graves, "I love gatherings. Isn't it ironic?" That's the best answer you're going to get.

Having an opinion is bias. I dislike people in general, and celebrities moreso. But I dislike ignorance even more.

And I explained to you why that's an ignorant statement. I have no love for Criss Angel, but that sort of thing makes me do a slow burn.

I don't know why I ****ing bother. I know I'm not going to change anyone's opinion of the man, nor do I care to. That would imply your minds are worth changing. But it would be nice if I could persuade so much as one person to give up this idiotic attempt to put a TV personality on trial...

Then how did he get on TV? For all the snarling and gnashing of teeth, you can't change facts. Do I condone what Criss does on his show? No. But I'm not going to lose sleep over it because I know for a fact that this doesn't have to affect me, and I can't fault Criss for having worked to get...

Here we bloody go again. Everyone put your tinfoil hats on. This is a perfect illustration of the arrogance and childish buffoonery that commonly plagues the magic community like a persistent strain of the flu. We all think we're smarter than we actually are (guilty as charged) and look for...

If Criss is an insult to magic, then the community in general is a bunch of spineless wussies. But it's not as if we didn't already know that. Joking aside, you need to get over yourself. Criss may be a narcissistic prat, but so are most magicians I've met. He's just less subtle about it...

On the flip side, consider things from the moderator's point of view. It's a job you only take because you really, really bloody care. That's the only reason anyone takes the job, because it offers no real benefit or power in the grand scheme of things, it's utterly thankless, and 99% of the...

We would but you already bought all of them. Dude, it's a single locked thread. Relax.

What on earth is with the suggestion to hand them a book and then shag off? The unfortunate thing is that beginners don't really get all that much support. Ask your friend what they'd be interested in learning, point them to some required readings, and work with them. Keep updated on what...

David had a short-lived friendly rivalry with Criss, but backed out of it after witnessing one of Criss' endurance stunts. He sent his Criss his best wishes and decided to pursue more constructive endeavors. Criss is... well, Criss. As for the comments popping up from people who say "emo...

It kind of is, but only loosely. Geek magic constitutes the consumption of dangerous materials (razor blades, broken glass, motor oil), self-mutilation, sideshow stunts, and general shock magic. It's erroneously assumed to be the same as bizarre magic by some, but the two really have no...