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To say that something is in the past, you have to have your finger on the pulse of modern culture. If you agree with BrianationX, you wouldn't know the present or the future if it slapped you in the face and called your mother a cow.

I minored in English in college and my mother used to be a magazine editor. I'm just very analytical. I'll humor you. It is important for the magician to understand the zeitgeist, or at the very least understand his target audience. I seriously doubt that BrianationX performs for anyone...

Probably. But I choose to think that he's a fanboy and a pathological liar because it's funnier to me. Either result is tragically hilarious.

They have actually. Now are you going to continue harping on my percieved character flaws, or are you going to look for that thread I told you about?

Yes I am. I'm a sadist and a ****. But at least I have no illusions about it. Anyway, I only mock people who walk into their own verbal bear traps. It was a thread in which he brazenly claimed that misdirection was only for people who had no skill.

Okay, quiz time everybody. What's wrong with these two sentences? Busking is extremely difficult. Last year I was able to pull down minimum wage last summer doing it on the weekends, but the city I live in is more unfriendly to buskers than most and with soaring gas prices I've had people...

Oh please. Try reading over what Brian says. He admits to stealing from spectators and taking pleasure in embarassing them. With behaviour like that, I can call him whatever I want.

Not like any of us expect you to back that up with proof, but let's see you try anyway. So they're smart enough to understand they're trick cards even though they're not? Impossible. Me being wrong would bring about Ragnarok. So they think it's a trick deck, but it's okay because...

Nice attitude there. So when can we expect you to sue McDonalds for making you a 300 lb lump of diabetic heart attacks?

Given how much stuff is already on the market now, what's the big deal? If you need your fix that bad, go cruising Elmwood Magic or something. Maybe I'm not being sympathetic, but I honestly can't force myself to show any compassion for people who are that gullible. The Smoke and Mirrors...

Why is that bad? You just don't like waiting? I don't follow the logic here. Anyway, the petty politicking will never go away, but that doesn't make it any less stupid. What astounds me most of all is that any of these anonymous prats think they're important enough for us to give a damn...

Isn't that cute? He's trying to be coy.

Alright, everyone take stock of what happened here. Thrall, Sean, Doug and I persistently demanded proof of an accusation and poked holes in the ridiculous upside-down anti-logic used by the threadstarter. The threadstarter responded with gay jokes. ... That about covers it. I open the...

Yes, I see you, hello. Friendly kid.

That implies anything you said was genuinely controversial. As long as we're making up stories about ourselves, your pretenses toward intelligence are laughable compared to my accomplishments as a general in the Interdimensional Giant Robot Squad. Gay jokes. Helping the witless and...

Better question: Why the bloody hell should I care? It has no effect on me whatsoever.

You're spinning so bad you could drill for oil.

Ahoy there, Captain Obvious! The statement was ironic in that I'm a narcissistic wanker, and I still think you're worse than me. All aboard the HMS Durr-hey! You keep a-usin' that word. I do no' think it means wha'chu think it means. I fell out of my chair laughing at that one. This is...

Wow, such hard-hitting investigative reporting. Note the sarcasm. And I thought I was full of myself.

Magicians.