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Which shows just how little you think of my intelligence that you would see me contradicting my very transparent values system and still think for even a nanosecond that I was being serious. You think this is just about E? No, I'm talking about the issue of how everyone wants a witchhunt...

Well, the appeal to the poll is twofold. Either it doesn't require much thinking and you can toss your opinion around as if anybody cares, or it gives you the opportunity to browbeat the people who actually participate in the poll with your percieved intellectual superiority over them. I...

Honestly, I think people here care more about drama than they do about actually advancing their magic. The joke here is that I used their own words against them, but this time to attack a sacred cow. The fact that they attacked me for using their own arguments shows that they're not actually...

And what of the example Brad gave earlier of the library? I went to the Carnegie Library hear in Pittsburgh and found Mark Wilson's Course in Magic and Modern Coin Magic. I own both, but anybody could check out either of those books and learn way more than just KAOS. And they wouldn't have...

It's ironic that they're all making my point better than me, albeit unintentionally. I'm currently trying to find my face, because that movie rocked it right the **** off.

What's coincidental about the fact that I disagree with a lot of things? Look at the way you talk. You act as if the only people going to the tutorials are exposure monkeys. As if no one going there actually wants to learn magic. Why? The you just don't want to share your table...

And the parade of stunning incompetence marches on.

There's no way in hell there's anything worth reading past that. That's even worse of a stretch. To look up exposure videos, you have to take the time and effort to search for them. What, it doesn't count because there's no walking involved? The public library is free, thus by your...

Does anybody read past the first post? Anyone who thinks they can read the first post and then just pitch in a comment as if their opinion is so much more important than everyone else's should be caned.

I hope they all realize that I'm not going to let them live that down. Hopefully, this will make some people more sympathetic to my chronic depression.

Why would I drink something that isn't carbonated, fermented, or distilled? If I had gone with my original idea to type this all in badly broken AOL speak and stilted grammar, then I could very easily see more people coming to that conclusion. But I trusted on most people to figure it out...

You came to your senses in time, didn't you? I don't get it. I contradicted the very values system I've been ramming down your collective throats since I got here, typed immature insults like "Ellu$ioni$t" that would prompt a savage beating from myself if ever said out loud, and used all...

I have an extremely satirical mind and take a sadistic pleasure in using people's own words to show how utterly ridiculous their rhetoric is. Otherwise, I'm just a pain in the can (i.e. on my blog). Anyway, consider it water under the bridge. I'm just using sarcasm and satire to work a lot of...

I never said they were, so I don't know why the goblin in your head commanded you to attack me the way you did.

If I could I would buy you a drink right now. Believe me that I am 100% sarcasm free when I say that I actually contemplated going into Photoshop and drawing a Genius Award avatar for you. In the meantime, a promise of free booze if we ever meet will have to suffice.

Ding ding! All aboard the clue train! I did it to make a point. Read it again, and if you still don't get it because of your preconcieved notions of my character, there's nothing I can do for you. You're not stupid, so you should be able to figure this out without me leading you by the nose.

No, I think people just use it as an excuse to tell newbies not to buy anything from a certain place. Also, they use it as an excuse to stagnate. When you reach a plateau, it requires a shot in the arm of motivation to keep going. Not everybody finds that, so they rest on their laurels.

Well, this got to a second page, so it's time to explain the obvious. Ahem... Sar-ca-sm! It's not that people thought I was being serious. It's who thought I was being serious that disappoints me. I did this to make a point. None of you were listening to me when I was being direct, and...

I foolishly retained hope. In a moment, Misters Johnny B and Jacky D are going to take care of that for me. But hey, a bitter, drunken Slovak. Who's surprised?

Exposure is going to spell the death of magic!! When all our methods are public knowledge, we'll never be able to do anything! I mean, it's not like our personalities are going to get us anywhere, right? That's why with all the talk of YouTube and Celebracadabra and the tutorial site...