Hm if the point of this thread is to be either, amusing or pointless, then its not pointless anymore! Since the purpose of being pointless is also a purpose!
So who is better?! I'd say they are both the best but in different ways. Jordan is really consistant but only does D&D stuff. Chris however does alot of D&D stuff aswell but he also got some cool original things. Sadly he is not as consistant.
I'd say for laymen Jordan would be best, but for a flourisher Jordan might get boring because he doesn't perform anything new. So Chris might be better if you were a flourisher...